"Curves" watch

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:25 pm

Holly Thomas puts out 4-6 showbiz stories a day. At that rate I am assuming that she tops & tails press releases or wire copy, perhaps in this case started by a Tweet by Vorderman followed by a quick Google for quotes. So she just churns 'em out, no attempt at originality, but necessary to feed the ravenous maw that is the Mail Online Showbiz section. Interesting that the punters are starting to notice the cracks, though.

Of themselves these stories do little obvious harm, but they are dragging down a whole generation of journalists.

moonshien · **Posted:** Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:05 am

Malcolm Armsteen wrote:

Of themselves these stories do little obvious harm, but they are dragging down a whole generation of journalists.

The trouble is nobody wants to read 'serious' journalism like the Guardian (although frankly the London bias is appalling which is why I never read it anymore), which if not for effectively being subsidised by Autotrader would have gone bankrupt within the last 5 years.

Journalists are part of a business and if the paying customer doesn't like what they provide, they are obliged to give them what they want.

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

The backlash against the constant use of 'pours her curves' was evidently noted, and after much deliberation (I like to imagination there was some sort of crisis meeting with lots of table thumping), a slightly different way of saying the same thing has emerged.

Miss Venezuela 2002 Aída Yéspica shows she is still at her beauty queen best as she slips her dangerous curves into a tiny bikini

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... ikini.html

They've even got the accents on her name right. Now that's attention to detail!

moonshien · **Posted:** Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:19 pm

How can a woman's curves be dangerous?

The Red Arrow · **Posted:** Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:23 pm

It's a macho-fast-car-penis-sustitute thang. "I can handle those dangerous curves (at some speed, too - see preceeding sentence)"

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:24 pm

A Pune or Playe onne Wordes.

SoulBoy · **Joined:** Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:42 pm **Posts:** 1625

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Dangerous is a curious adjective to use for a set of jubblies. Do they bite? I can see how they might be a suffocation hazard for anyone lucky enough to get up close but beyond that...
- D. Emry-Porter, Down The Garden Shed, enjoying some ME time, 19/12/2011 12:22

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That is the last time I take the mickey out of a DM headline. I am now stuck in a four hour queue waiting for someone to take a look at my badly sprained wrist.
- D. Emry-Porter, Dryburn Hospital A&E Department, 19/12/2011 12:23

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

It makes me suspect that they read this forum. If that's the case, then hi there!

ezinra · **Posted:** Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:32 pm

Tom_MKUK wrote:

They've even got the accents on her name right. Now that's attention to detail!

But no accents in the story about the Brontës. No wonder England's heritage is being auctioned off to foreigners.

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:41 pm

moonshien wrote:

How can a woman's curves be dangerous?

They spend so long sitting in the shed...erm..."enjoying" the pictures that they don't realise it's got dark and the door has frozen shut. Horny old men with Daily Mail subscriptions freezing to death in their sheds kills literally some people each year (probably).

Incidentally, curves it seems can still be poured - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... beach.html

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

bluebellnutter wrote:

moonshien wrote:

How can a woman's curves be dangerous?

They spend so long sitting in the shed...erm..."enjoying" the pictures that they don't realise it's got dark and the door has frozen shut. Horny old men with Daily Mail subscriptions freezing to death in their sheds kills literally some people each year (probably).

Incidentally, curves it seems can still be poured - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... beach.html

Borderline famous, all grown up curves too. A full house.

AOB · **Posted:** Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:56 pm

Chloe Green is making waves as she pours her curves into a strapless purple bikini

Her tax dodger old man is "pouring his curves" too.

moonshien · **Posted:** Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:19 pm

AOB wrote:

Chloe Green is making waves as she pours her curves into a strapless purple bikini

Her tax dodger old man is "pouring his curves" too.

jesus h corbett, the same fucking 'story' every year
fat jewish business man goes on holiday in barbados
so the fuck what?

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Arnold · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:39 am

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Poisoned by their curves: Four women talk candidly about the agonising price they've paid following their breast enlargement

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... z1hLScbD2P
The Mail can't resist the word, can it? Even in a serious story about problems caused by leaking implants.

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