The life and times of Suri Cruise

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:09 pm

We all know the Mail loves banging on about Lily Allen, but I don't think we've yet had one devoted to their almost daily stories about Suri Cruise. Today is a typical example.

Like mother, like Suri: It's matchy-matchy fashion for Katie Holmes and her little fashionista

It strikes me merely as being a ploy to try and get hits / flog papers as it's a cute celebrity toddler who they can get pictures of easily, I fail to see a 'news' aspect. Plus it gets the middle aged women all broody I expect.

Daley Mayle · **Posted:** Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:51 pm

What about that big girl's blouse walking behind the toddler clutching a bay-bee doll? FFS, isn't he a bit old for that?

Habasi · **Posted:** Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:27 am

Not sure I get what the "story" here is. The daughter is wearing a red dress and Katie Holmes a red tartan shirt and jeans? How is that "matchy-matchy"? Don't these people feel even a little ashamed at the pathetic way they earn their living?

sven945 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:52 am

Someone remind me of section 6 of the PCC code of practice.

http://www.pcc.org.uk/cop/practice.html

ClaireFry · **Posted:** Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:55 am

Ohhhh small child! I want one of those! Actually no, I really don't. That is such a stupid caption for the photo - Katie has a bit red in her top, her wee girl is wearing a red dress so they're obviously out in matching outfits. NO they aren't. Please stop this now before it gets more annoying that it already is.

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:38 pm

sven945 wrote:

Someone remind me of section 6 of the PCC code of practice.

http://www.pcc.org.uk/cop/practice.html

Interesting...

Abernathy · **Posted:** Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:16 am

"Little fashionista" ?????

I'm quite bewildered by this piece. And what the hell is this comment about?

Quote:

suri is soo adorable!i like seeing girls in dresses.they look very girly and suits their age too.just cut her bangs when shes asleep.
- amy, malaysia, 16/

"just cut her bangs when shes asleep"

just cut her bangs ??????? :shock:

Fflaps · **Posted:** Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:26 am

Bangs is American for your fringe. Not sure why someone in Malaysia would call it that.

Not being a parent though, is it usual to cut kids' hair in their sleep??

Disgusting Liberal · **Posted:** Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:26 am

Daley Mayle wrote:

What about that big girl's blouse walking behind the toddler clutching a bay-bee doll? FFS, isn't he a bit old for that?

that'll be the bodyguard doubling up as general dogsbody.

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:28 pm

Daddy's little princess: Adorable Suri Cruise enjoys a cuddle with doting dad Tom

Another day, another Suri Cruise story

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:22 am

Little Suri Cruise shows off her flashy red nails on a pizza night with mum Katie Holmes

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... addie.html

Yep, she's back...

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:49 pm

Spot the little grown-up! Suri keeps herself dry with a new ladybird-style umbrella

ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

Esqui · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:26 pm

Who really wants to know about this? I know we often say that, but I really can't imagine anyone who wishes to know everything about the young daughter of a famous actor.

IanC · **Joined:** Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:30 pm **Posts:** 1404

Yeah, it really really is strange.

Who is this "Splash" that took the photos?

sven945 · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:50 pm

Would it be inappropriate to suggest that the name may come from what happens whenever this particular photographer takes photos of toddlers?

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