Questions to which the answer is 'No'

TonyHoyle · **Joined:** Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:48 pm **Posts:** 212

Aren't they about 20 years too late to be whinging about computer games?

By that argument pac man would have had my generation ending up in dark rooms with repetitive music munching pills.

Oh, wait...

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7344

Patrick100 wrote:

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Are we creating a generation of murderers? Shoot 'em ups such as Call Of Duty 'train' gamers to shoot real guns - and hit victims in the head

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... -head.html

In the head is so 2010.

Real men shoot the bad guys in the FACE!!.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 7:07 am

I know what they mean, though. You can't move around here for people shooting laser guided guns at big blokes in fatigues who then blow up and disappear. It's rife.

Silkyman · **Joined:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:31 am **Posts:** 764

Eeeh. Reminds me of the trouble I got in in about 1993 when I guided a tribe of small rodents to safety.

There were some fatalities along the way, and I got bored and blew them all up in the end leaving a major pothole problem in the streets of Macclesfield.

But after my short time at her majesties pleasure for gross animal rights violations, I cheered myself up by flying a heavily tooled up spaceship whilst listening to Bomb the Bass, before using rainbows to help me jump up some platforms, help Brazil beat Qatar 20-0 and then bombing the shit out of a radar facility near Gdansk without being spotted by it...

Them computer games really were a bad influence on me.

Anyway, got to get off and pick up some old bits of cars from different levels to put them together, knock a wall down by bouncing a ball off it and kill that dragon, although I do need food... Badly.

A prize of respect, admiration and a go in my Stunt Car Racer to anyone who remembers which games I'm on about.

mojojojo · **Joined:** Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:33 pm **Posts:** 4312

Silkyman wrote:

Eeeh. Reminds me of the trouble I got in in about 1993 when I guided a tribe of small rodents to safety.

There were some fatalities along the way, and I got bored and blew them all up in the end leaving a major pothole problem in the streets of Macclesfield.

But after my short time at her majesties pleasure for gross animal rights violations, I cheered myself up by flying a heavily tooled up spaceship whilst listening to Bomb the Bass, before using rainbows to help me jump up some platforms, help Brazil beat Qatar 20-0 and then bombing the shit out of a radar facility near Gdansk without being spotted by it...

Them computer games really were a bad influence on me.

Anyway, got to get off and pick up some old bits of cars from different levels to put them together, knock a wall down by bouncing a ball off it and kill that dragon, although I do need food... Badly.

A prize of respect, admiration and a go in my Stunt Car Racer to anyone who remembers which games I'm on about.

I don't, but I'm in the sit at work. I haven't been in for weeks as I've been running round collecting eggs while avoiding blue birds and a giant yellow one. Don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do with all these eggs.

Picklechu2 · **Joined:** Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:01 pm **Posts:** 640

Lemmings, Xenon 2, Rainbow Island?, Sensible World of Soccer, Command and Conquer?

Squeaker · **Joined:** Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:23 pm **Posts:** 730

Is this the world's most terrifying bathroom?

I don't know what the piss-dungeon talk is all about, but here's your starter for 10.....

Silkyman · **Joined:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:31 am **Posts:** 764

Picklechu2 wrote:

Lemmings, Xenon 2, Rainbow Island?, Sensible World of Soccer, Command and Conquer?

Not bad... FIFA (the first one) and F19 Stealth Fighter.

Must dash. Got a team of four cyborgs to control from my airship....

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Squeaker wrote:

Is this the world's most terrifying bathroom?

Nah. Where's the spider in the bath?

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yumicho · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 6:20 pm

Bones McCoy wrote:

Patrick100 wrote:

Quote:

Are we creating a generation of murderers? Shoot 'em ups such as Call Of Duty 'train' gamers to shoot real guns - and hit victims in the head

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... -head.html

In the head is so 2010.

Real men shoot the bad guys in the FACE!!.

When I play my FP games (sometimes shooters, sometimes RPGs), my husband always cheers me on "Shoot him in the dick! Her! Shoot her in the dick!"

I wonder if DM would think they are training me to be a militant feminist.

My husband doesn't play them. I'd cheer him on, but he plays mostly strategy games and things like train sims.

Arnold · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 6:47 pm

yumicho · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 7:55 pm

Shoot them in the dick!

mojojojo · **Joined:** Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:33 pm **Posts:** 4312

Only the pink ones have dicks.

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 8:13 pm

There's definite clunge on the blues.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7344

mojojojo wrote:

Only the pink ones have dicks.

Pesky Nintendo - confusing our kids with their sexually ambiguous space alien hordes.

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