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bluebellnutter
 Post subject: Re: Royal uterus watch
PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:05 pm 
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Must be nice to be so fucking humungously rich you can knock out a sprog whenever you feel like it.


That's not fair, they can't just pop it out whenever they feel like it. Royal babies, like royal weddings, are a tool of propaganda. My money is on the "happy announcement" coming on the day in July when it is announced we've had a third straight quarter of negative growth...

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I'd laugh my arse off if they did an Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt and adopted a bunch of kids from around the world.

Heads would explode in Mail-reading households nationwide.

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Abernathy wrote:
Must be nice to be so fucking humungously rich you can knock out a sprog whenever you feel like it.


Makes a change from plopping one out whenever you fancy the boost in child benefit...
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Abernathy
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Silkyman wrote:
Abernathy wrote:
Must be nice to be so fucking humungously rich you can knock out a sprog whenever you feel like it.


Makes a change from plopping one out whenever you fancy the boost in child benefit...


Oh yeah- Kate and Willie will get that too.

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Daley Mayle
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Abernathy
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Nah, that's a football.....

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Daley Mayle
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Could be a caption contest. The young chap on the far right to his chum: 'You're right, he does look like James Hewitt'.
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Andy McDandy
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Tory MP criticised for claiming Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant… and a Royal baby would be good for the economy

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z21r1djhGi

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:50 pm 
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Last year, Kate fuelled rumours by repeatedly touching her stomach during a Royal visit to an aid centre in Copenhagen.

She also sparked speculation by declining to eat peanut paste on her trip as expectant mothers are advised not to eat peanuts in case it triggers an allergy in their child.

The Mail's reporting of these non-incidents, of course, does not fuel rumours. Oh no.
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oboogie
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ezinra wrote:
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Last year, Kate fuelled rumours by repeatedly touching her stomach during a Royal visit to an aid centre in Copenhagen.

She also sparked speculation by declining to eat peanut paste on her trip as expectant mothers are advised not to eat peanuts in case it triggers an allergy in their child.

The Mail's reporting of these non-incidents, of course, does not fuel rumours. Oh no.

The ridiculous thing about this speculation is that it presupposes that, if & when she does become pregnant, it will be kept a secret. Is that what happens? It's quite a while since we last had a Royal pregnancy but, as far as I remember, they're announced fairly promptly.

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A paradise for Kate: Royal couple's official engagement in exotic East... and a second honeymoon on desert island in the South Pacific


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A paradise for Kate: Royal couple's official engagement in exotic East... and a second honeymoon on desert island in the South Pacific


Wills..... Like Britain..... Shooting blanks?


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Interesting QI last night. Those lovely white beaches are formed by the excreta of parrot fish who feast on coral. Apparently a single fish can produce a ton of the stuff a year.
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