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 Post subject: Re: Pathetic surveys
PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:58 am 
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Some one in seven (14 per cent) of men admit juggling more than one gadget while crossing the road

Fnaar!

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Me=motorist. Worry=not me, car is harder than the pedestrian.

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 Post subject: Re: Pathetic surveys
PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:45 pm 
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The research was independently commissioned by Gossard for its launch of the Super Egoboost push-up bra, which has been two years in development and was used in the trial.

Nothing boosts my self-esteem like trying to make eye contact with someone who insists on staring at my chest :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Pathetic surveys
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Women have tried 61 diets by the age of 45 in the constant battle to stay slim

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More than 85 per cent of those surveyed on behalf of the bread company Warburtons

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 Post subject: Re: Pathetic surveys
PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:03 pm 
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Kim Kardashian is officially the most overexposed celebrity, beating Lindsay Lohan, Snooki and Octomom in new ranking


Who knew? Irony abounds as yet another excuse is made to post more pics of them.
Very US biased list as well, not that DM cares.

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 Post subject: Re: Pathetic surveys
PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 9:38 pm 
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The problem is most British women don't know how to walk in high heels (especially young women). They totter, many are knock-kneed or pidgeon toed and look ridiculous. I spend a lot of time in Paris & Madrid & Rome and women there generally know how to present themselves well. Also, the ugly shoes 'everybody' is wearing here have not caught on there, they still like a feminine look that enhances all leg shapes.Another mistake British women make is to wear too high heels with too short a skirt. it just looks cheap and nasty, not sexy. Shorter skirt, lower heels. Watch the continentals and learn. My wife althogh slim and tall has 'chunky' legs and wears shoes that enhance them and she walks well. Don't wear high heels and 'clomp' learn to walk properley.

- Christopher, Barnes, 20/7/2012 7:59 Rating 21

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 Post subject: Re: Pathetic surveys
PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:47 pm 
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And the aspects of womanhood which [women] enjoyed the most were getting dressed up, wearing heels and doing their hair and make-up.

Not menstruating, then? Or being eyed up by some pissed twat in a bar?

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When asked which females they found inspiring, most British women chose Pippa’s older sister Kate Middleton; the Duchess of Cambridge (19 per cent).

I hereby resign my membership.

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Kate, 30, was closely followed by historic nurse Florence Nightingale (17 per cent) and Hollywood icon Marilyn Monroe (15 per cent).

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'We want to celebrate all that it is to be a woman and the uniqueness it brings,' Clodagh Ward, Director of Marketing at Lil-Lets. [verb missing]

'The results demonstrate all the truly positive qualities that come with being a woman and how they can shape a woman’s life and the way she feels about herself.

Those qualities are apparently the enjoyment of heels and make-up, and sticking a jam rag up your modesty. I feel so empowered.


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 Post subject: Re: Pathetic surveys
PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 11:58 am 
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poached egg eaters are outgoing, boiled egg lovers are disorganised, fried egg fans have a high sex drive, scrambled egg aficionados are guarded and omelette eaters are self-disciplined.

Daily Mail readers were shown to prefer scrambled eggs.

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They missed out how our politicians like their eggs.... Normally all over their faces.... That demonstrates a lack of understanding and incompetence!

- simon surrey, Farnham, Surrey, UK, 29/9/2012 9:42 Rating 14

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 Post subject: Re: Pathetic surveys
PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:16 pm 
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i like Easter eggs...what does that make me? oh I'm fat!
- issac hunt, Wales, 29/9/2012 9:14
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Crazy name, crazy guy.


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 Post subject: Re: Pathetic surveys
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Are you called Brian or Helen? Then you've got the best 'credit rating' in Britain, according to study

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‘If you’re called Brian, you won’t automatically be gifted with a great profile or penalised because your name is Lisa.’

Presumably that sentence once made sense to someone.

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The worst names to have are Daniel, Lee, Matthew, Steven and Christopher. For women, the worst one are [sic] Lisa, Victoria, Emma, Nicola and Claire.

I hate my life.


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 Post subject: Re: Pathetic surveys
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iPads spark manbag boom as men carry ever-growing number of electronic gadgets

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Four in five men now carry a ‘manbag’ – and on average it weighs more than a lady’s handbag.


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Four out of five? Next time, widen your research area beyond a single branch of Costa Coffee in central London!
- PaulStephens5446, Bath, 14/10/2012 9:37
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 Post subject: Re: Pathetic surveys
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Head north for a budget Christmas: From books to Barbie dolls, prices beat South in festive postcode lottery

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The North-South price apartheid will irritate many customers of national chains who assume they pay the same price for the goods and services regardless of where they live.

It also comes at a time when the Government is looking at introducing regional pay for public sector workers, particularly for teachers, to better match the local cost of living.


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 Post subject: Re: Pathetic surveys
PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:13 am 
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apartheid


No hyperbole there, then. :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Pathetic surveys
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Well I would head north but, y'know, the gargantuan train fare would easily cancel out any savings made on tat.


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 Post subject: Re: Pathetic surveys
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BlueStacks admits that the portrait they paint of the average female Mac user isn't scientifically accurate.

The average age of users is 15, but that doesn't stop the company's marketing manager (or the Mail's headline writer) from describing them as "pretty cute".

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Possibly one of the most gormless articles ever printed in the history of UK media.

- Harold Shand, The Fifties, United Kingdom, 30/12/2012 20:02 Rating 165


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 Post subject: Re: Pathetic surveys
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40 years, eight months and two weeks: That's the age we stop feeling young, says Government poll

Lots and lots of pointless statistics. But at least I know I'll be young until the 31/10/2031 when I'll suddenly become middle aged.

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People who lived in council houses tended to believe old age started five years earlier than those who owned their home outright.


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