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larrylargesse
 Post subject: Readers can turn harmless stories into a political swipe
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:08 pm 
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Heres my Fave..On Golden Syrup..

Now watch Gordon devise a treacle-tax. He won't allow a long running success to go by, without getting his slice.

- John, Clacton, England

Bravo John you plank..[/u]

Any other Gems?
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A DM regular Ryk has this to say about Google Earth being used to watch topless sunbathers:




A license to spy. This Labour government is already looking at using this technology for taxation.

- Ryk, London
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IanC
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A license to spy. This Labour government is already looking at using this technology for taxation.

- Ryk, London

Dont he get it that its just still satellite photos?
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mattomac
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Of Five years ago.
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Where a single person barely makes up a pixel.
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larrylargesse
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On the story of a man arrested with a knife outside No 10.....

I rememebr the days when you could have your fotograph taken in-front of n°10 with the copper on duty, at that time we had real politicians. Now we have a bunch of bofoons who think they are somebody.

- Loris, Milan
nice spelling love aswell
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Moggie
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larrylargesse wrote:
On the story of a man arrested with a knife outside No 10.....

I rememebr the days when you could have your fotograph taken in-front of n°10 with the copper on duty, at that time we had real politicians. Now we have a bunch of bofoons who think they are somebody.

- Loris, Milan
nice spelling love aswell


Yeah, it's terrible how B.Liar and Nu Labour put up those gates to keep the public out of Downing Street. Oh wait, that was Thatcher.
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ComradeSimon
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I was just about to say that.

It's PC gone mad!
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mattomac
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larrylargesse wrote:
On the story of a man arrested with a knife outside No 10.....

I rememebr the days when you could have your fotograph taken in-front of n°10 with the copper on duty, at that time we had real politicians. Now we have a bunch of bofoons who think they are somebody.

- Loris, Milan
nice spelling love aswell


I remember the days when people could type properly too.
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Esqui
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You must admit that there are no "harmless" stories in Mailworld. Everything is something to run for the hills about.
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larrylargesse
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On a story about a guy in japan who recite Pi to 10 000 places prtetty innocuous stuff untill.....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... rtComments



That's nothing - I can recite every one of Tony Blair's promises that he has kept!

- Andy G, Norwich

You twat Andy ..surely its' hasnt..'


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Esqui
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=408848&in_page_id=1770&in_page_id=1770&expand=true#StartComments

'Man who gets paid to watch paint dry'

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Its more productive than being a police officer or government official.

- Ryk, London


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I can think of a whole team of bods whom I would love to give such a job to. The Nu-Labour cabinet. However, on reflection not a good idea, I'm sure they would even muck that job up!

- Terence, Hereford, UK


He spells 'new' as 'nu', people. Fear him.

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This job creates value - the jobs that should be laughed at are the 6 figure, highly pensioned non jobs which the labour cabinet creates for its politically correct cronies.

- Doug, Glasgow, Scotland


And there's only been 5 comments so far. Some people...
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tuber
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The burning wedding ring to remind husbands of anniversaries

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I'm sure if there is any risk of 'burns' it will soon enough be outlawed by Europe.


bloody Eurocrats messing with my burning ring Image
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Esqui
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bloody Eurocrats messing with my burning ring Image


Sudocrem is your new best friend :wink:
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