Unless it's one of these running on a 24 hour setting. And then it's right only once a day.

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Last edited by Carlos The Badger on Thu Feb 31, 2021 18:60 am, edited 666 times in total.

I see in the comments that lots of Mailites are trotting out the line about how the police should be out catching real criminals instead of chasing truants, surely the police undertake initiatives like these because they are aware that there is a clear link between truancy and crime.

If this woman had enough money to treat herself and the kids to lunch a Tesco's could she have not used this money to pay for a taxi to take the kids back to school.

She also say she told the school she was keeping both girls off for the day, I thought the idea was that you spoke to the school and asked if it was OK to keep them off otherwise this could be counted as an unauthorised absence.

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80% of truants commit crime. However, those out shopping with parents generally don't, unless it is a family shoplifitng session (and some kids skip school to do that).

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The height of stupidity: Workmen put up scaffolding at the WRONG house after sat-nav mix-up
Televisions and cookers also wrongly delivered on the street in Hertfordshire
Blunders started three years ago when a street was built just eight miles away with the same name

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1pww9r7vj

Back of the net

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You can file this under First World Problems

Sainsbury’s cafe chefs told shopper they couldn’t scramble an egg for him... because they were only qualified to fry it

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You might find they cook quicker if you turn the gas on...

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How many eggs is he planning to scramble?

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Perhaps he is planning on scotching a few, or experimenting on ways to make the perfect long egg for his gala pie?

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Why is he scrambling eggs in a frying pan?

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Clearly I fail the PLU test again, as i use a small saucepan, I think they would go rubbery in a flat pan, although I take mine off the heat whilst still runny and let residual heat finish them off, not a fan of over cooked scrambled egg.

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No, eggs are scrambled in a high sided saucepan, shirley?

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Last edited by Carlos The Badger on Thu Feb 31, 2021 18:60 am, edited 666 times in total.

Why is this man expecting a decent fry up at a Sainsburys cafe?
Why is being told he can't have something that isn't available so upsetting for him?
Why on earth has he gone to the papers?
You can picture him down the pub that night telling his friends this story with absolute outrage. Maybe after they struggled to give a shit he thought the Daily Mail would would indulge his petty sense of entitlement.

I really am struggling to think of a more tedious happy/sadface story in recent memory.

You're having a larf, yes?

Why on earth would you do that? That's a hangover from dried egg and cornflour cookery.

Butter, hot pan, wooden spoon, stir, 30 seconds, remove whilst still moist. Yes, I said moist.
Serve with smoked salmon or possibly black pudding.

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To be honest I don't really do scrambled eggs - only watched other people doing them. My eggs are usually poached or fried. Poached in little envelopes of cling-film.

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