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 Post subject: Re: The happy faces of wronged Mail readers.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:35 pm 
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Not condoms?


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 Post subject: Re: The happy faces of wronged Mail readers.
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Certainly not. FAR too expensive. And then there's the phallic aspect of the finished product. Great Aunt Carlotta would NOT approve.

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 Post subject: Re: The happy faces of wronged Mail readers.
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Girl, 19, risks health by eating nothing but Margherita pizza for EIGHT YEARS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... YEARS.html

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 Post subject: Re: The happy faces of wronged Mail readers.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:08 pm 
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Girl needs help, not humiliation.

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 Post subject: Re: The happy faces of wronged Mail readers.
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Most of the commentators feel that she needs further humiliation.

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What's the problem? For a British girl, she's pencil-thin. Don't blame me. Blame Adele. She said so. XP XP
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You 'thick headed' people this is a disorder, not a chance to have a swipe at her! open your minds. People, peopl., Judgemental people. You make me SICK TO THE STOMACH! - Chris, Manchester, 29/3/2012 15:57

Better be careful, otherwise you too will spend the rest of your life eating nothing but pizza. That is what causes this "disorder" as you call it..... being sick to the stomach.
- Completely Average, Somewhere,


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 Post subject: Re: The happy faces of wronged Mail readers.
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Sainsbury’s cafe chefs told shopper they couldn’t scramble an egg for him... because they were only qualified to fry it

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I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the real reason they didn't make his coveted scrambled eggs was because they couldn't be arsed, and because it seems that scrambled eggs weren't actually on the menu.


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 Post subject: Re: The happy faces of wronged Mail readers.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:13 am 
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In a kitchen area like those in supermarket cafés they have very specific areas for cooking different items. I would suspect that none of them include frying pans (eggs cooked on hot plate, bacon ditto, sausages grilled, other things oven cooked in large trays) and so they would find it very difficult to do. If they aren't chefs or food prep trainees they may well have never been told how to scramble eggs, anyway. It's not a full-on restaurant.

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 Post subject: Re: The happy faces of wronged Mail readers.
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Even if it was a restaurant what a massive sense of entitlement you must have to spit your dummy out because you cannot get your every whim catered too. Having watched a few of Gordon "fucking" Ramsey's shows I can imagine some choice responses to someone demanding a dish that wasn't on the menu.

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1. For scrambled eggs for one, use 2 large eggs and ½ oz (10 g) butter, plus salt and pepper. For more people, just multiply the ingredients accordingly. The method remains the same but more eggs will obviously take longer to cook. For scrambled eggs, the fresher the eggs the better, but up to two weeks old is fine. First of all, break the eggs into a small bowl and use a fork to lightly blend the yolks into the whites, whisking gently. Add a good seasoning of salt and freshly milled black pepper. Now take a small, heavy-based saucepan and place it over a medium heat – this is really the only rule; if the heat is too high, the eggs will become dry and flaky. Add half the butter to the pan and swirl it around so that the base and about 1 inch (2.5 cm) of the sides of the pan are moistened with it.

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 Post subject: Re: The happy faces of wronged Mail readers.
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Nope. Heavy based sautée pan for me every time. Also reduces washing up. Relatively high heat for hen's eggs, medium for duck, or they do go a bit rubbery. Also add a dash of milk to help break up the albumen. The secret, like omelettes, is to stop cooking as soon as possible.


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 Post subject: Re: The happy faces of wronged Mail readers.
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On top of that, if they don't know how to do it but followed instructions, there could be a possible health risk, no?

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A lot of places have a policy of hard-cooking eggs, certainly. Making scrambled eggs badly is a culinary, rather than health issue, though.


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 Post subject: Re: The happy faces of wronged Mail readers.
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They must eat a hell of a lot of eggs - look how many they've got there.


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 Post subject: Re: The happy faces of wronged Mail readers.
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On the most important subject of the day - scrambled eggs - my wife does them in a bowl in the microwave!

Stop it every 10 seconds or so to give them a good stir and you're done in less than a minute.

Using one of our daughter's plastic bowls means it doesn't even stick.

I know, I know.... I was appalled too. But it actually does work!


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 Post subject: Re: The happy faces of wronged Mail readers.
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My flabber is ghasted...


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 Post subject: Re: The happy faces of wronged Mail readers.
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Why is this man expecting a decent fry up at a Sainsburys cafe?
Why is being told he can't have something that isn't available so upsetting for him?
Why on earth has he gone to the papers?
You can picture him down the pub that night telling his friends this story with absolute outrage. Maybe after they struggled to give a shit he thought the Daily Mail would would indulge his petty sense of entitlement.

I really am struggling to think of a more tedious happy/sadface story in recent memory.


You are quite right he is a total plonker.


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