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Self-obsessed pavement shitter.

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To be absolutely frank with you, Timbo, what you've done there is actually written a better headline than the people paid to think one up.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1282688/Kelly-Brook-does-cooking-underwear-promotes-toning-trainers.html

Fucking hell. Actually, we sell them where I work, so I probably shouldn't complain.

You've gotta love those articles in a 'family paper'. "Mummy, why does Daddy have an erection?"

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That's a classic Tits! article as well.

"We can't understand why Kelly Brook would get into her underwear for an advert. Here, have five pictures of her in various skimpy attire and a bonus video. That way you can be outraged too."

Personally, I don't see the fuss about Kelly Brook's underwear. I'm more interested in what's underneath.

As to the Paula Radcliffe article, they just can't help themselves...





FFS, she's a fucking runner, not a model! If you want to see women with curves go and look at the Kelly Brook article, although you probably snipe at her as well. Mind you, most of the negative comments in that story beggar belief.

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Yeah. That's some great lino.

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I was actually looking at the laminate floor on the top one. That's some master craftsmanship is that.

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Lino's easier to clean, and warmer on bare feet.

Oh...

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Pisser shurely? It conjures up an amusing image though- her squatting at the roadside taking a dump. Unlike when she pissed herself deliberately and everyone quite understandably distainfully thought "you dirty cow".

No, she shat.
It was then spun.

What a disgusting thought that is...

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Plenty of the 'Tits!' articles' seem to be little more than thinly veiled articles for FHM or GQ magazine (is there anyone who actually reads GQ as opposed to putting it on their coffee table to impress people?).

GQ ads:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... shoot.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... t-yet.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -Bolt.html

FHM ads:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... Woman.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... shoot.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... shoot.html

With quotes like this...


...it's pretty clear what's going on. All a far cry from this.

I feel ill.

As I pointed out at the time, they didn't even both waiting until the story had gone from the front page to start contradicting themselves...

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the green & white diamond pattern is what we used to have in the kitchen,

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