The bleeding obvious.

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Malcolm Armsteen wrote:

The more sophisticated Catholic theologians (at least since the Reformation) explain that relics have a rôle inasmuch as they focus the prayers and holiness of the faithful. They don't need to be authentic, they just have to be venerated, and the veneration is cumulative.

"Sophisticated theologians". Hilarious. Good one, Malcolm.

"How about some messiah's fingers, for sale, they come in packs of ten."

Abernathy · **Posted:** Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:35 pm

Malcolm Armsteen wrote:

The more sophisticated Catholic theologians (at least since the Reformation) explain that relics have a rôle inasmuch as they focus the prayers and holiness of the faithful. They don't need to be authentic, they just have to be venerated, and the veneration is cumulative.

Like the holy stone of Clonrickert.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:53 pm

We can learn more through satire than through discourse, sometimes.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7342

Malcolm Armsteen wrote:

The more sophisticated Catholic theologians (at least since the Reformation) explain that relics have a rôle inasmuch as they focus the prayers and holiness of the faithful. They don't need to be authentic, they just have to be venerated, and the veneration is cumulative.

(And it wasn't the whole penis, it was the prepuce, which was at least possible).

If you read the scripture, that's the only bit likely to be left on earth.
But how likely is it that the Rabbi who performed the bris would keep it and label it sufficiently for crusaders to find it 1100 years later.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:21 pm

Lucky it wasn't recycled as a dog chew.

Althea · **Posted:** Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:23 pm

Patrick100 wrote:

"How about some messiah's fingers, for sale, they come in packs of ten."

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Althea wrote:

Patrick100 wrote:

"How about some messiah's fingers, for sale, they come in packs of ten."

I do hate Richard Curtis "comedies", though. Awful writer.

Althea · **Posted:** Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:41 pm

I watched that clip and I wanted to punch Rowan. He was absolutely unbearable in the first series.

shyamz · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:36 am

Even he says it didn't find its feet until series two. I suppose this is why Ben Elton is held such high regard still, but I maintain Blackadder and Young Ones alone (neither the sole work of himself alone don't forget) can make up for everything else and make him untouchable.

I was watching the Blackadder nomination for Britain's Best Sit-Com recently, where Curtis himself while talking about Fourth and the inital controversy surrounding it, that he'd love to have been able to have a few explosions and stuff in his films. It seems even he doesn't enjoy them that much.

In which case, son't make them you wastefull arse - neither do we!!! :evil:

PaulOnBooks · **Joined:** Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:10 am **Posts:** 420

I had the dubious pleasure of meeting Richard Curtis once. He's very fond of himself if not his films.

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

I know his stuff is "popular" and makes a huge amount of money but there always something very twee, obvious and predictable about his work. Like it's written on autopilot by, joining some dots. . Blackadder probably, would have made a good hour special.

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Arnold · **Posted:** Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:13 pm

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It's all in the mind: How your brain chemistry can predict your sexual future

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic ... z1yc6ptBFx

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Researchers have discovered that people who show heightened brain activity while watching erotic images are likely to be more sexually active

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Testosterone is the principal hormone which controls sex drive, so someone with high levels is more likely both to respond to sexual imagery and to seek out sexual partners.

shyamz · **Posted:** Sat Jun 23, 2012 2:18 pm

Daley Mayle · **Posted:** Sat Jun 23, 2012 2:34 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCNPNs1pKoQ

Arnold · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:01 pm

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David Cameron warns the Taliban could be 'waiting it out' to plunge Afghanistan into chaos after troops withdraw in 2014

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z214pqL5og

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