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PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 10:38 am 
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To be fair, human Barbies are a matter of DM concern lately.

21-year-old 'Real-life Barbie doll' seeks international fame... But does she even exist?

'Girls don't want Snow White and Cinderella anymore': Human Barbie to start holding children’s parties at Botox clinic

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 Post subject: Re: Take THAT
PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:20 pm 
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The truth about THAT 15-year-old human Barbie from South London who (with her mother's approval) has become a disturbing internet phenomenon

Which fifteenyearoldhumanBarbiefromSouthLondon? Oh THAT one, the one I don't know anything about.

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This trend, of course, could be seen as nothing more than a passing teenage fad — and one that is less worrying than most.

Hold on, you just said it was disturbing.

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In an age where many of the role models available to young girls are overtly crude and raunchy, Venus might be accused of nothing more sinister than peddling a heightened version of fancy dress.

Crude and raunchy. Words that go together like fish and chips, Dacre and cunt.

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However, another description hovers in the background alongside ‘living doll’. It also begins with ‘L’ but has rather more sinister connotations.

Hold on, you just said it was no more sinister than fancy dress. Who is allowing this description to hover?

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Yet Venus’s mother will not hear of her daughter being called a Lolita.

Perhaps because Lolita wasn't trying to look like a doll. And because yet another journalist hasn't read the novel.

How exactly is a 15-year-old girl supposed to dress in order not to look like "a Lolita", whatever that may be — or rather, not to have that description "hovering in the background"? What the Mail finds "disturbing" is the thought of 15-year-old girls playing with their image on their own terms, ie ones that the Mail doesn't understand. Is "looking like a Lolita" shorthand for "prickteasing" or "beginning to think of herself as a sexual being" or "asking for it"? In any case, the only thing that's disturbing about this phenomenon is how worthy of comment (and pictures) the Mail finds it.



The misuse of the term Lolita always shows far more about the journo than they realize, I dont often do this but, I blogged about it far better than I can manage with fighting kids about :D

http://itsjustahobby.wordpress.com/2011/03/24/87/

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 4:32 pm 
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Yes, I had THAT poster of Cheryl Tiegs on my wall: David Cameron opens up about family life and reveals his first celebrity crush

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Asked whether he also had the 'famous Athena poster of the girl playing tennis as well', he replies: 'I probably did.'

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Mr Cameron went on: 'I do a lot of cooking anyway but I’ve got into more child-friendly cooking such as pancakes, baking, rhubarb crumble - anything that involves getting messy and licking the bowl.

'As a kid, that was always the most exciting thing.'

Interesting how he makes the leap from cooking straight to childhood and play. It's been observed that even men who share the domestic labour with their female partners tend to take the bits that are more creative or 'fun'. I'm still waiting for a male politician to say, "I hang out the washing and scrub the toilet so that my wife can spend time with the kids or do something less boring with her life."


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 Post subject: Re: Take THAT
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 4:53 pm 
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Getting a fucking kicking in the comments.

When DM readers turn against a Tory PM the writing is on the wall - its very difficult to turn around.


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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 4:54 pm 
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I don't even remember THAT Cheryl Tiegs

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 Post subject: Re: Take THAT
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 5:31 pm 
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Getting a fucking kicking in the comments.

When DM readers turn against a Tory PM the writing is on the wall - its very difficult to turn around.


Even DM readers can only take so much.

As he has 3 children I think it's safe to assume he has a penis and knows what to do with it, however he doesn't need to ram it down our throats !

In the past week we have had to endure:

Talk of his date nights with Sam <shudder>
Nun shagging
Now the god-awful thought of shiny Dave fapping away under a poster of Cheryl Tiegs

Expect a 'leaked' sex tape soon :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: Take THAT
PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2012 9:25 pm 
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Kate Upton goes conservative in head-to-toe black after stripping down to her bikini in THAT racy 'Cat Daddy' video

I've never heard of Kate Upton. I don't know the racy 'Cat Daddy' video. I'm so out of the loop :(

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The video, part of Richardson's blog series called Terry TV has since been disabled by You Tube for violating their nudity policy, but he got around it by uploading the dance via Vimeo on his blog (check it out below).

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William didn't know if it was possible to love just one girl... but then Kate hit the town in a sexy dress and he came running back

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The true story behind THAT break-up - concluding our highly revealing series by PENNY JUNOR

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Rachel Zoe to design couture after success of THAT Karolina Kurkova Met Ball gown

If you need THAT many words after THAT, it's a sure sign nobody on earth knows WHAT you're referring to.


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UNCOVERED: The foxy face of the irate hunt saboteur in THAT road rage attack... Nude model was the protagonist in last week's infamous YouTube hit

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1vOFAtLIP

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The Mail on Sunday can reveal that the cyclist is Christopher Cox, a joint master of David Cameron’s local hunt and a descendant of William the Conqueror, while his red-haired assailant is 5ft 2ins saboteur Emily Marsh.

She is known to use a variety of pseudonyms, among them Emily Fox. But to her admirers, including the huntsmen she harangues – and they are said to be numerous – she is known as Foxy Lady or simply The Fox.

Her agility, striking good looks and uncompromising manner have drawn comparison with fiery video game adventurer Lara Croft.

One of Miss Marsh’s favourite tricks is to turn cartwheels, sometimes ten in a row, in her trademark black jump suit while simultaneously spewing abuse at huntsmen.


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 Post subject: Re: Take THAT
PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2012 8:06 am 
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Whatever you believe, however you look, if you're a woman, the Mail will turn it against you. How do you even begin to defend or protect yourself against that?


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 Post subject: Re: Take THAT
PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2012 8:39 am 
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Exactly. And I thought the caption to this photo more or less sums up the Mail:

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Dressed to shrill: Miss Marsh in her trademark fox-hunt monitoring outfit


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My type of woman.

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 Post subject: Re: Take THAT
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Last week she was an enraged motorist righteously handing out some justice to a selfish cyclist who had the audacity to be on the Queen's highway and inconveniencing car owners. Good for her.
Now she's a loony lefty viciously assaulting a descendant of William the Conquer, whose grandfather fought in WWI, is a member of Cameron/Brooks Chipping Norton Set and whose only so-called 'crime' is that he harmlessly enjoys ripping defenceless animals to death. She needs stringing up.

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:lol:

If she agrees to get her kit off for the Mail next week, she'll be the brave babe sticking it to the aristocracy and giving Dacre his afternoon boner.


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