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Arnold · **Posted:** Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:30 pm

Three items at the top of the sidebar at present.

ezinra · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:16 am

Girls just want to have fun! Lady Gaga shares pictures from THAT slumber party with Lindsay Lohan (and they both look a little bleary-eyed)

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Their girly sleepover at the Chateau Marmont has long been one of intrigue.

But now Lady Gaga has shared some happy snaps of the ladies night she shared with Lindsay Lohan at the famed West Hollywood hotel earlier this month

Four weeks is an eternity in vapid sidebar filler story land.

Also present was Ellen von Unwerth, "the famed German lenswoman".

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A source told X17 Online: '[They were] watching old movies and playing board games [at the] slumber party. The three of them had dinner in the garden on Tuesday night at Chateau, and then Lindsay and Gaga ran upstairs to play dress up and came down in different outfits.'

I wish I could have been there!

Abernathy · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:28 am

Oh , THAT slumber party. I was thinking of the other one.

Arnold · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:32 am

ezinra wrote:

I wish I could have been there!

You could have worn your beige and white pyjamas.

ezinra · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:42 am

Who knows? THAT slumber party was so long ago, I can't remember if I even owned them at the time.

I'd have beaten the famed lenswoman, the celebrated songstress and the, um, other one at Carcassonne, though. I rock at Carcassonne.

lord_kobel · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:27 pm

Yes, but how good are you at Settlers of Catan?

ezinra · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:14 pm

Out of my depth!

ezinra · **Posted:** Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:42 am

After THOSE freaky cyclists' thighs, what about the swimmer with 'waterwings'?

The Mail takes a short break from objectifying women to critique some unfamous male athletes' bodies. Features much alliteration: thunderous thighs, waterwings, fatuous filler….

Fflaps · **Posted:** Tue Jul 31, 2012 11:40 am

Er, wouldn't those be their muscles? You know, the ones that helped get them to the Olympics? FFS, they're hardly obese or deformed.

ezinra · **Posted:** Tue Sep 18, 2012 4:04 pm

After THAT wedding dress, Lady Mary Charteris sports another bizarre creation as she walks the runway alongside Alice Dellal

Or did she run the walkway?

I've never heard of any of these people, but fair play to Alice Dellal for getting her muff in, muff in the Mail.

ezinra · **Posted:** Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:14 am

Trying to win back fans! After THAT $250,000 nail polish, Kelly Osbourne rocks simple gym kit

I'm not as with-it as the Daily Mail sidebar waffle team, so please enlighten me: how does one 'rock a gym kit'? I suspect it doesn't involve gently swaying the outfit from side to side.

The Red Arrow · **Posted:** Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:29 am

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The controversial style maven can even turn a workout into a fashion statement. Kelly must have stopped traffic by wearing her hair tied up in a vivid reddish-pink scarf on her walk to the gym on Thursday. The rest of the reality TV star's outfit included a black tank top, black leggings, turquoise-blue aerobic shoes, a purple shoulder bag and black backpack. Kelly, 27, looked stylish in her ensemble and movie-star dark sunglasses that you'd never believe she was just going to the gym.

Fucking hilarious. Look at the (ripped-off) pics and get back to me.

Arnold · **Posted:** Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:59 am

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How MI5 plotted to destroy The Stones: The astonishing truth behind the drug raid that saw Jagger jailed - and lumbered Marianne Faithful for life with the tale of THAT Mars Bar

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z282lGrC1U

Arnold · **Posted:** Fri Oct 05, 2012 9:31 pm

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At least he’s remembered his clothes this time! David Beckham covers up in a T-shirt and shorts after THAT underwear ad

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... z28SUMq83C
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ezinra · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:58 pm

EXCLUSIVE: So that's how he got THAT bottom! I'm A Celeb...David Haye reveals a Japanese algae is behind his incredible physique

Fnaar.

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The I’m a Celebrity contestant’s shower shenanigans earlier this week showed off his years in the gym training for boxing bouts, trumping female contenders Ashley Roberts and Helen Flanagan who have been flaunting their figures in itsy bitsy bikinis.

A little alliteration tickles a harrassed, hungover hack.

The story is one massive advert.

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Given that he enjoys a craft fair I'm amazed all these women are getting excited about him.

- David123, Broken Britain, 23/11/2012 18:58 Rating 6

Well he could embroider my tapestry. Or something.

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