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 Post subject: Re: Give us This Day Our Daily Brook
PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:25 pm 
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Kelly Brook shows off her cooking skills with barbecue snap... before reverting to the usual gratuitous bikini pic


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It seems Kelly has been making the most of her time off as her work load begins to pile up again.


That'll be the call to work for the UN , in between researching a cure for cancer.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... -body.html


Three of the 'gratutitous' bikini pics are then published by the Mail... :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Give us This Day Our Daily Brook
PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:52 pm 
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Just your normal holiday photo album! Kelly Brook shows off her curves in a string of sexy swimwear


Curve Overdose!

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In one shot, the 32-year-old model is seen shielding her eyes from the sun as she shows off her curves in a sexy black monokini on a photoshoot in Cape Town, South Africa.



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Kelly is famous around the world for her incredible curves, and said recently that she jumped at the chance to design her own swimwear line, and later lingerie collection, for New Look because it can be hard to find pretty options for bigger-busted women.

She said: 'I've got curves. Most girls have curves, so that's who I design for. I can't bear the fact that girls these days think you have to be thin to be beautiful and successful. I'm not thin.'




http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... mwear.html


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 Post subject: Re: Give us This Day Our Daily Brook
PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:26 pm 
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I am sure I have seen more of Kelly's body than I have my own.

- Emma, Derbyshire UK, 18/4/2012 12:52 Rating (0)


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 Post subject: Re: Give us This Day Our Daily Brook
PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2012 7:10 pm 
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'The chaos begins': Kelly Brook reveals her assets in figure hugging dress in Cannes, while Keith Lemon flashes his bottom at photo shoot

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... z1vLARlTjT

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 Post subject: Re: Give us This Day Our Daily Brook
PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2012 11:27 am 
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When a comedian has to resort to flashing his arse, it's time to give up.


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 Post subject: Re: Give us This Day Our Daily Brook
PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2012 1:45 pm 
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Silkyman wrote:
When a comedian has to resort to flashing his arse, it's time to give up.


As my late father used to say when recalling a famous past figure from the world of "entertainment" he didn't find funny:
(in Glaswegian accent)
"he was supposed be a comedian"


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 Post subject: Re: Give us This Day Our Daily Brook
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 8:53 am 
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On show: The model/actress was there to promote Keith Lemon: The Film, which she stars in with the comedian


Please tell me this is not true. :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Give us This Day Our Daily Brook
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 8:59 am 
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I thought scrapping the BFC was supposed to put an end to shit like this?

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 Post subject: Re: Give us This Day Our Daily Brook
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 6:22 pm 
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She clearly is highly discriminating about the type and quality of work she takes on.
I've got a minDV camera and an idea for a film for her if she's not otherwise busy.

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The actress/model, who stars in comedy Keith Lemon: The Film, said: “I read the script and there wasn’t much work coming in at the time, so I was available.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... Brook.html


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 Post subject: Re: Give us This Day Our Daily Brook
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 6:39 pm 
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Patrick100 wrote:
She clearly is highly discriminating about the type and quality of work she takes on.
I've got a minDV camera and an idea for a film for her if she's not otherwise busy.

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The actress/model, who stars in comedy Keith Lemon: The Film, said: “I read the script and there wasn’t much work coming in at the time, so I was available.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... Brook.html

Sounds about right, two talentless tossers. Sounds like they're made for each other.

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 Post subject: Re: Give us This Day Our Daily Brook
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:50 pm 
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Pictured: The bizarre moment Kelly Brook was approached by a French businessman who offered her €1million for 'one night'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... z1vbeVTiTM

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 Post subject: Re: Give us This Day Our Daily Brook
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She looks a €1million! Now Kelly Brook squeezes into an indecent black swimsuit for phone booth photoshoot

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... z1vd7gNvJI
Why are her legs different colours? Rhetorical question.
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 Post subject: Re: Give us This Day Our Daily Brook
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 9:19 pm 
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Diaorreah?

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 Post subject: Re: Give us This Day Our Daily Brook
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Abernathy wrote:
Diaorreah?


The names of these celebrity offspring get more ridiculous by the day.


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 Post subject: Re: Give us This Day Our Daily Brook
PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 9:41 pm 
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Hot metal! Kelly Brook smoulders in a gold chainmail basque.. before slipping into a corset and coat to party on Diddy's yacht

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... z1vjAWIFRq

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