Give us This Day Our Daily Brook

MacGuffin · **Joined:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:07 pm **Posts:** 427

Patrick100 wrote:

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Kelly Brook shows off her cooking skills with barbecue snap... before reverting to the usual gratuitous bikini pic

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It seems Kelly has been making the most of her time off as her work load begins to pile up again.

That'll be the call to work for the UN , in between researching a cure for cancer.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... -body.html

Three of the 'gratutitous' bikini pics are then published by the Mail... :roll:

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

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Just your normal holiday photo album! Kelly Brook shows off her curves in a string of sexy swimwear

Curve Overdose!

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In one shot, the 32-year-old model is seen shielding her eyes from the sun as she shows off her curves in a sexy black monokini on a photoshoot in Cape Town, South Africa.

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Kelly is famous around the world for her incredible curves, and said recently that she jumped at the chance to design her own swimwear line, and later lingerie collection, for New Look because it can be hard to find pretty options for bigger-busted women.

She said: 'I've got curves. Most girls have curves, so that's who I design for. I can't bear the fact that girls these days think you have to be thin to be beautiful and successful. I'm not thin.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... mwear.html

ezinra · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:26 pm

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I am sure I have seen more of Kelly's body than I have my own.

- Emma, Derbyshire UK, 18/4/2012 12:52 Rating (0)

Arnold · **Posted:** Sat May 19, 2012 7:10 pm

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'The chaos begins': Kelly Brook reveals her assets in figure hugging dress in Cannes, while Keith Lemon flashes his bottom at photo shoot

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... z1vLARlTjT

Silkyman · **Joined:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:31 am **Posts:** 758

When a comedian has to resort to flashing his arse, it's time to give up.

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Silkyman wrote:

When a comedian has to resort to flashing his arse, it's time to give up.

As my late father used to say when recalling a famous past figure from the world of "entertainment" he didn't find funny:
(in Glaswegian accent)
"he was supposed be a comedian"

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

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On show: The model/actress was there to promote Keith Lemon: The Film, which she stars in with the comedian

Please tell me this is not true. :roll:

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Mon May 21, 2012 8:59 am

I thought scrapping the BFC was supposed to put an end to shit like this?

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

She clearly is highly discriminating about the type and quality of work she takes on.
I've got a minDV camera and an idea for a film for her if she's not otherwise busy.

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The actress/model, who stars in comedy Keith Lemon: The Film, said: “I read the script and there wasn’t much work coming in at the time, so I was available.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... Brook.html

oboogie · **Posted:** Mon May 21, 2012 6:39 pm

Patrick100 wrote:

She clearly is highly discriminating about the type and quality of work she takes on.
I've got a minDV camera and an idea for a film for her if she's not otherwise busy.

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The actress/model, who stars in comedy Keith Lemon: The Film, said: “I read the script and there wasn’t much work coming in at the time, so I was available.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... Brook.html

Sounds about right, two talentless tossers. Sounds like they're made for each other.

Arnold · **Posted:** Tue May 22, 2012 2:50 pm

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Pictured: The bizarre moment Kelly Brook was approached by a French businessman who offered her €1million for 'one night'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... z1vbeVTiTM

Arnold · **Posted:** Tue May 22, 2012 8:52 pm

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She looks a €1million! Now Kelly Brook squeezes into an indecent black swimsuit for phone booth photoshoot

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... z1vd7gNvJI
Why are her legs different colours? Rhetorical question.

Abernathy · **Posted:** Tue May 22, 2012 9:19 pm

Diaorreah?

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Abernathy wrote:

Diaorreah?

The names of these celebrity offspring get more ridiculous by the day.

Arnold · **Posted:** Wed May 23, 2012 9:41 pm

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Hot metal! Kelly Brook smoulders in a gold chainmail basque.. before slipping into a corset and coat to party on Diddy's yacht

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... z1vjAWIFRq

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