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ezinra · **Posted:** Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:41 pm

'What a little w***e!' Kris Jenner is forced to take lie detector test by her daughters after secret meeting with ex-lover

It took me a while to fill in the ***s. The article feels like it's written in obscure code:

Quote:

Bruce just asks Kris to explain why she had to see the 'a******.'

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'You little w***e!' Kris doesn't want to tell Kourtney that she met up with Todd and when her eldest daughter calls her a 'wh***' you can see why

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Kourtney asks 'did you touch his p**** under the table with your foot?'

What's the point in running a story (which merely reports dialogue from a tv show that was on last night) when so many of the words are deemed too vulgar to print by the Mail's house-style council?

Daley Mayle · **Posted:** Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:18 pm

ezinra wrote:

'What a little w***e!' Kris Jenner is forced to take lie detector test by her daughters after secret meeting with ex-lover

It took me a while to fill in the ***s. The article feels like it's written in obscure code:

Quote:

Bruce just asks Kris to explain why she had to see the 'a******.'

Quote:

'You little w***e!' Kris doesn't want to tell Kourtney that she met up with Todd and when her eldest daughter calls her a 'wh***' you can see why

Quote:

Kourtney asks 'did you touch his p**** under the table with your foot?'

What's the point in running a story (which merely reports dialogue from a tv show that was on last night) when so many of the words are deemed too vulgar to print by the Mail's house-style council?

p****? Given the context that's got to be penis. If she had said 'Deep-veined purple-helmeted spartan of love' then I could understand it.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:28 pm

'Throbbing, tattooed love-python'?
'Meaty truncheon of lust'?
'Flesh-covered Saturn Five of sin'?

ezinra · **Posted:** Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:37 pm

Or prick?

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:46 pm

Peter?

oboogie · **Posted:** Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:25 pm

ezinra wrote:

It took me a while to fill in the ***s.

The inconsistency threw me for a while. I am correct in thinking "w***e" and "wh***" are the same word aren't I?

Carlos The Badger · **Posted:** Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:26 pm

oboogie wrote:

ezinra wrote:

It took me a while to fill in the ***s.

The inconsistency threw me for a while. I am correct in thinking "w***e" and "wh***" are the same word aren't I?

Ditto. It threw me, too. But yeah, I believe the writer's a sloppy Ho!

oboogie · **Posted:** Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:33 pm

Carlos The Badger wrote:

I believe the writer's a sloppy Ho!

I think you mean a "sloppy H*" don't you?

Carlos The Badger · **Posted:** Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:36 pm

Arnold · **Posted:** Thu Aug 02, 2012 9:13 pm

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Former Chelsea footballer who called Danielle Lloyd a 'raging s***' on Twitter investigated after police crackdown on 'trolls'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z22QCShUji

Arnold · **Posted:** Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:58 am

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'My Perfect B****': Kim Kardashian gets Kanye West's seal of approval as she reveals her curves in gym gear

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... z22wXyQ6hD

PaulOnBooks · **Joined:** Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:10 am **Posts:** 414

Malcolm Armsteen wrote:

Peter?

If this is California it could be "prism"

Arnold · **Posted:** Wed Aug 15, 2012 6:37 pm

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'You a sexy m*****-f*****': Customs chief-of-staff forced to QUIT after she is accused of making more 'lewd' comments to male executives

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z23daQpjmW

Arnold · **Posted:** Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:05 am

An educational one.

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Caught out! The vile texts that mean cricket superstar Kevin Pietersen might never play for England again

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z23ysnKSju

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At least one text – sent by the South African-born England batsman to opposing South African players – referred to team mate Andrew Strauss as a ‘doos’.
In Afrikaans the word literally means ‘box’, but it has a slang application of ‘dumb c***’.

SoulBoy · **Joined:** Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:42 pm **Posts:** 1624

Arnold wrote:

Quote:

'You a sexy m*****-f*****': Customs chief-of-staff forced to QUIT after she is accused of making more 'lewd' comments to male executives

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z23daQpjmW

I am sure only one of those words is a swear word. Can we expect M***** of four Ulrika Johnson or Happy M*****'s Day in future?

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