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oboogie · **Posted:** Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:37 am

ezinra wrote:

Chris Hoy equals Redgrave with FIFTH Olympic triumph... but victory is tainted as German-born team-mate admits he deliberately crashed to get them to final

Home page only.

And deliberately crashing is permitted within the rules anyway. So a non-story all around.

Arnold · **Posted:** Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:49 am

it seems odd to me though. Play badly at badminton to gain an advantage, and you get disqualified. But falling off a bike to gain an advantage is allowed.

oboogie · **Posted:** Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:01 am

Arnold wrote:

it seems odd to me though. Play badly at badminton to gain an advantage, and you get disqualified. But falling off a bike to gain an advantage is allowed.

A Professor of Cyclology was on the Today programme this morning explaining that, as their bikes have no breaks, the safest way to stop is to deliberately crash in the event of technical difficulties (which is apparently what happened). It happens regularly apparently.

Daley Mayle · **Posted:** Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:49 am

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all the other news site are hailing the cyclist's gold medal win...so what does DM do?...put's a "negative" spin on the fantastic achievement of the British guys..we can't possibly have a positive story can we DM?...not with your lot of saddo journalists around! I wonder what it is like in the DM office?...they're probably all on anti-depressents or something!
- Allie, Surrey, 3/8/2012 4:46
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The German-born rider did not understand the idiom 'pulling a fast one'. He thought it meant riding fast and agreed. Bless.

ezinra · **Posted:** Fri Sep 28, 2012 9:39 am

Single and loving it! Smouldering Myleene Klass sports basque and suspenders in sexy new lingerie campaign

Where the story is trying to lead you:

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Another midlife crisis. Divorced, bored, confused and almost broke so why not take my cloths off.

- breath of fresh air, London, 28/9/2012 9:00 Rating 1

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It seems to be THE thing jilted women do these days to show they've still got it.

- The Snot Goblin, London, United Kingdom, 28/9/2012 8:50 Rating 13

Klass is one of those celebrity women that Mailites regard as an acceptable object for their misogyny and class prejudice:

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self centred woman, bet she is a nightmare to be with.

- Lord Raife Hambleton Smithe II, Buckinghamshire, 28/9/2012 7:58 Rating 5

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Id bend that over!

- Harry Goodhead, Dorking, United Kingdom, 28/9/2012 9:04 Rating 9

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Littlewoods lingerie. Classy.

- Lottie, Button Moon, 28/9/2012 8:16 Rating 11

Etc.

D.C. Harrison · **Posted:** Fri Sep 28, 2012 9:43 am

ezinra wrote:

Klass is one of those celebrity women that Mailites regard as an acceptable object for their misogyny and class prejudice:

For reasons of having a foreign name/non-European parentage, perhaps?

ezinra · **Posted:** Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:39 am

Well there are a few contributions from the Thai commentariat, of the 'I would' variety.

ezinra · **Posted:** Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:20 pm

This is very similar to the Klass story:

She must be in love! Carol Vorderman is glowing as she leaves Loose Women wearing a tight polo neck top

If I've got this right, wearing tight clothes is a sign that a woman's in love; wearing underwear means she's single.

Or the whole thing is desperate shite.

ezinra · **Posted:** Sun Sep 30, 2012 8:20 pm

Justice for Jill: Thousands take to streets of Melbourne for peace march after the rape and murder of pretty Irish journalist

Totally inappropriate.

Fflaps · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 10:02 am

I suppose it's not totally irrelevant but wasn't sure where to put this. I'm posting it solely for this line in the story:

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Coq d’Argent is built on the site of an ancient burial ground where for centuries hundreds of corpses of affluent Londoners were buried in shallow graves.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... urant.html

Abernathy · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:27 pm

ezinra wrote:

Justice for Jill: Thousands take to streets of Melbourne for peace march after the rape and murder of pretty Irish journalist

Totally inappropriate.

Indeed. You only need to do this :

Justice for Jill: Thousands take to streets of Melbourne for peace march after the rape and murder of plug-ugly Irish journalist

To see how absurd it is.

Siuan · **Joined:** Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:16 pm **Posts:** 95

Fflaps wrote:

I suppose it's not totally irrelevant but wasn't sure where to put this. I'm posting it solely for this line in the story:

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Coq d’Argent is built on the site of an ancient burial ground where for centuries hundreds of corpses of affluent Londoners were buried in shallow graves.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... urant.html

If the comments weren't moderated you'd have ample Mailites snorting that the location was therefore the best (or, horrors, 'most appropriate') place for him to top himself. The line you quote is a crass invitation to the biggest cunts among the readership to feel OK about expressing that opinion.

Arnold · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:14 pm

'I'm a single girl who likes to drink and party,' British woman tells Dubai court but denies stripping in taxi to have sex with Irish man

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Pretty Blake, 29, who wore an Islamic hijab at her last court appearance but attended today with her head uncovered, was summonsed to stand before the judges' bench at Dubai Criminal Court with McRedmond, 28, instead of standing in the defendants' dock.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z29fDOyOzZ

Arnold · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:32 pm

Pictured: Pretty 22-year-old who died after car carrying five passengers crashes into city centre river described as 'the kindest person you could ever meet'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z29sSAtPnE

Big-Iain · **Joined:** Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:49 pm **Posts:** 97

OK. 'fess up. Which one of you did added this reply?

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I used to live near a wind farm and it made me SICK with headaches and fever. I was so ill that not even the strongest of my homeopathic remedies could help. The only option was for me to move out of my £350,000 converted barn set in 2 acres, into a £390,000 detached house with double garage and a conservatory. - Beatrice Tippell , Portwelly, 11/9/2012 12:17

I shall be using "I was so ill that not even the strongest of my homeopathic remedies could help" in conversations. :lol:

( It's from a James Delingwat Anti-Wind Turbine diatribe from a while ago.)

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