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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:22 am 
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So secretive are they in fact that their engagement announcement was made not via the usual PR representative or even Twitter which is favoured by so many stars these days but rather through a more old fashioned method of an announcement in The Times newspaper.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... z2260qCIR6

Oh, yes, that well-known surefire method of keeping a secret - publishing the details in a national newspaper.


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 Post subject: Re: WTF?
PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:29 am 
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Perhaps the coffers are so empty that the Mail's hacks aren't allowed behind the Murdochian paywall.


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 Post subject: Re: WTF?
PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:43 am 
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Do my mincies deceive me or has this pic been 'shopped?

The lighting on Ms Coren looks much brighter than the beardy bloke and if she takes another step it looks like she's going to walk int a bin or summat.

Anywhichwayup, I was a bit surprised that beardy bloke is getting married because I thought he was gay.


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 Post subject: Re: WTF?
PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:45 am 
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I think she's showing the effects of the fill-in flash, and is turning left into a building. He's clearly going somewhere else, or is completely incapable of walking in a directed straight line.

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 Post subject: Re: WTF?
PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:53 am 
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They both look superimposed to me.

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 Post subject: Re: WTF?
PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:56 am 
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Hard to tell, but the stone urn (or whatever) in front of La Coren's rather delightful pins shows the same lighting tonality. I suspect she's in the centre of a cropped picture and he's at the edge.
Though looking at her right shoulder and the hem of her skirt on her right-hand side it does look a bit unfeathered.

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 Post subject: Re: WTF?
PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:18 am 
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More worryingly is the fact she's not casting a shadow.

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 Post subject: Re: WTF?
PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:42 am 
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None of the set show shadows. Overcast, poor ambient lighting, diffused fill-in flash.

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The Mayle3000 Spot-a-'Shopped-Pic™ software reveals the unpleasant object which they were avoiding. Hate to gainsay you Malc but note the shadow behind our Liz, Victoria is definitely of the Nosferatu.

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Now I would have said it was the other way around...

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Daley Mayle wrote:
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Well that explains the look of disdain on Victoria's face.

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Jeebus. Who put Gollum in a Speedo?

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 Post subject: Re: WTF?
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Odd. Tongue in cheek or something more worrying?
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David and Victoria look great together and I'd like to wish them a happy and successful future. But then I would say that, I'm a typical Daily Mail Reader.
- Ewan Uzarmi, London, 30/7/2012 11:37


Ahh, business as usual.
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1. Who are they? 2. Who cares?
- Kim Gandy, Rayleigh Essex, 30/7/2012 10:44

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Ewen Uzarmi?

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You and who's army?

It's Bitty.

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