Daily Express headline today

Althea · **Posted:** Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:02 pm

My nose and brain disagree.

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Free tomato ketchup. Presumably to go with the chips it can get wrapped up with
on the same day it comes out.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:41 pm

Handsome! Back to proper British values...
But I would have thought that the Express was more brown sauce territory...

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Sat Jun 16, 2012 3:34 pm

Look closer. There's brown sauce if you want it.

You can't deny, when it comes to sauce provision, the Express is way ahead of the rest. You don't see condiments given away free with the Guardian, do you now?

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Andy McDandy wrote:

Look closer. There's brown sauce if you want it.

You can't deny, when it comes to sauce provision, the Express is way ahead of the rest. You don't see condiments given away free with the Guardian, do you now?

Certainly more than just a pinch of salt required for most of the press these days.

KevS · **Joined:** Sun Feb 07, 2010 1:59 pm **Posts:** 385

Yes, SNUBBED!

By, er, showing it live on the BBC News Channel (which in these post Digital Switchover days, 99.9% of people have access to) and a further programme on BBC2 later on.

Strangely enough, there is no mention of what Channel 5 is showing at that same time. Nor are they allowing comments on the story, just in case the same question is asked.

In the editorial, they also bemoan the Euro 2012 coverage asking what Messrs Lineker, Hansen et al are doing in Salford instead of being "in the thick of it" in Ukraine. Because if they were, you'd be the first ones screaming about the cost perhaps?

KevS · **Joined:** Sun Feb 07, 2010 1:59 pm **Posts:** 385

Incidentally, are we sure "Big and Chunky" isn't a programme that Mr Desmond shows on one of his Gentleman's Leisure Viewing channels?

Son Of Hand · **Posted:** Sun Jun 17, 2012 9:17 am

Why is Simon Cowell standing behind the Duchess of Cambridge?

The Red Arrow · **Posted:** Sun Jun 17, 2012 9:17 am

Maryland 'Great British' cookies wrapped in the flag. Brilliant!

Arnold · **Posted:** Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:36 am

That "story" should be on the Mail site soon.

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:20 am

I know Red Arrow saw it and mentioned it but...

Maryland.

Great British.

Cookies.

Wow. Just wow.

KevS · **Joined:** Sun Feb 07, 2010 1:59 pm **Posts:** 385

Unless they're made here....

Althea · **Posted:** Sun Jun 17, 2012 12:32 pm

Those cookies actually look kinda nice :oops:

The Red Arrow · **Posted:** Sun Jun 17, 2012 12:38 pm

Arnold wrote:

That "story" should be on the Mail site soon.

Indeed it is. Some tosser's even put his name to it.

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

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