"At least one Bee Gee looks like outliving the Euro!"

Olympic torch goes out. "A bit like the Euro!"

Queen celebrates 60 years on the throne. "I don't think the Euro will have a diamond jubilee!"

Britain cocks up at the Olympics. "It could be worse, we could be in the Euro!"

Why can none of you see just what a versatile and devastating comedy weapon it is?

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Ten seconds... the pain begins.

Fifteen seconds... you can't breathe.

Twenty seconds... you give up and turn off the Jeremy Vine show.

"Al Megrahi is dead? I'm amazed he lasted longer than the Euro!"

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"Now get those trousers off before someone dies!"

Most of these are more topical and relevant than the Chelsea fucking flower show.

Bugger, looks like that guy from yesterday won't be getting that wreath then.

I saw the cacti on the right and was about to congratulate PT on his first 3D cartoon.

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Ten seconds... the pain begins.

Fifteen seconds... you can't breathe.

Twenty seconds... you give up and turn off the Jeremy Vine show.

Is the Euro not dying today then?

Why are they standing on 1970s kitchen lino?
Why is there a Doodlebug falling on the towers (next to the bats)?
Presumably the bloke is pointing out the giant cacti because Philip's too pissed to focus (just look at that shiny red nose).

On a brighter note, the bird on the cactus actually looks quite like a bird - that's a first - and also that fact that he forgot to colour in the cactus on the far right may indicate his OCD is getting better.

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That subtle admixture of the absurd and the surreally plausible...

Great opportunity for the Queen to say "I've not seen this many Pricks since the state opening of parliament"

Why not? He'd need gloves though.

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Sick Left-wing Zealot.

Duplicate post.

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Sick Left-wing Zealot.

Does the Express have some kind of deal with the Chelsea flower show? That's two cartoons, several articles and a freebie this week already.

Why is Battersea Power Station floating in the sky?

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The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.

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I was wondering why he made it so tall, but you're right, floating is a more likely explanation.

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That subtle admixture of the absurd and the surreally plausible...

It's easier than reporting real news.

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Sick Left-wing Zealot.