Daily Express headline today

ManicMiner · **Posted:** Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:56 pm

"SUMMER WILL BE A WASHOUT "

The express thinks the weather is front-page news!

and besides, aren't we well into Summer already?

Timmy O'Toole · **Joined:** Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:46 pm **Posts:** 601

Did they blame Gordon Brown for it though?

Captain Klutz · **Posted:** Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:54 pm

Timmy O'Toole wrote:

Did they blame Gordon Brown for it though?

Well one thing's for sure, that's the global warming myth exposed for the tax-raising scam that it is.

Esqui · **Posted:** Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:48 pm

I for one am glad the Express has exposed the weather for what it really is. Without its tireless efforts, I would have thought it was sunny outside

Antigherkin · **Posted:** Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:24 am

In April, didn't they have a front page story saying it would be the hottest summer since records began?

mattomac · **Posted:** Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:46 pm

Antigherkin wrote:

In April, didn't they have a front page story saying it would be the hottest summer since records began?

To be fair they probably followed it up about a week later with washout warnings.

They should just say........Summer will be mixed, it's Britain what do you expect.

Antigherkin · **Posted:** Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:54 pm

mattomac wrote:

Antigherkin wrote:

In April, didn't they have a front page story saying it would be the hottest summer since records began?

To be fair they probably followed it up about a week later with washout warnings.

They should just say........Summer will be mixed, it's Britain what do you expect.

Or "we don't acutally know what's going to happen, but making up shit about the weather is cheaper than hiring real journalists to report actual news".

ManicMiner · **Posted:** Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:23 am

Did anyone see the Express headline today?

Quote:

MADELEINE: SHE COULD BE ALIVE

She *could* be a alive? She *could* be dead! Such a non-story. Here is the justification:

Quote:

A SHOPKEEPER who insists she saw Madeleine McCann days after her abduction said yesterday the little girl “could still be alive”.

Anna Stam says she is haunted by the face “of the angelic child with the big sad eyes” who came into her shop near Amsterdam’s red light district.

bairy · **Joined:** Tue May 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 2807

Child that was alive a year ago could still be alive today.

Wow, I'll get 40p out the piggy bank straight away!

ManicMiner · **Posted:** Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:01 am

Thing is, the same story from yesterday

day 1: "I saw "Maddie" in my shop!"

day 2: "I think she could be alive!"

I can't wait for tomorrow.

IanC · **Joined:** Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:30 pm **Posts:** 1404

Tomorrow will be about what she bought....

Adrian · **Joined:** Fri May 26, 2006 7:42 pm **Posts:** 1014

IanC wrote:

Tomorrow will be about what she bought....

Perhaps she bought some of those Black Jack sweets, although in these PC days they've probably been renamed 'Ethnic Minority Jacks', etc. etc.

sven945 · **Posted:** Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:04 pm

Now they're trying to do a blues song in front page headlines.

Yesterday's "I saw her on a tram", today's "I saw her on Monday".

Bisyss · **Joined:** Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:55 pm **Posts:** 534

sven945 wrote:

Now they're trying to do a blues song in front page headlines.

Yesterday's "I saw her on a tram", today's "I saw her on Monday".

Dr. Seuss would be better.

I saw Maddie in a house!
I saw Maddie with a mouse!
I see Maddie here and there!
I'm seeing Maddie everywhere!

Adam · **Posted:** Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:38 pm

http://pushjelly.blogspot.com/2008/08/m ... conds.html

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