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Andy McDandy
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:15 am 
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OK, here's a good one. Look at that front page.

Which price stands out? Which one, at a random glance, might you think was the cost of this rag?

Still, even if it was on sale for 55p I wouldn't touch it with a shitty stick.

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Very clever!

And that kid only has one leg.

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That kid looks pretty happy and he isn't that old.

Judging by the readership of the Express, I doubt getting older makes you happy.
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I don't know why, but when I saw that photo and the line beneath I somehow read it in my head as 40 foot Britain, and I got an image of that kid been some massive forty foot tall freakshow exibit.

Carry on.

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How to double your pension?

Fold it in half.

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Hotter than ibiza? Didn't they run that headline only a couple of weeks ago?

And it was bollocks then too.
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£1000? Cheaper than buying an elephant though, surely?

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Well, that makes the elephant well worth the investment, then.

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Daily Express; now supporting gambling.

Is this how it proposes we boost pensions?

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They do run their own lottery, after all...
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Andy McDandy wrote:
How to double your pension?

Fold it in half.


Express (snicker) it in Fahrenheit.
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How are they banned from washing their cars? Is there a DIKTAT in place that BANS them from filling a bucket?

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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/envi ... 203135001/

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