Daily Express headline today

Arnold · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:26 pm

Fozzy wrote:

Pension misery next week, then.

Or even as soon as tomorrow.

Quote:

Granny tax 2? Fears elderly will be hit again as state pension is set to be taxed at source

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1rYMsm0VO

shyamz · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:32 pm

Fozzy wrote:

Pension misery next week, then.

As predictable as every other Star Trek film will be shit, every other Express pension headline will contradict the last.

Arnold · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:15 am

ezinra · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:20 am

To my disappointingly conventional mind, April 11th isn't summer. Weather-wise, the last few days have been distinctly spring-like here.

mojojojo · **Joined:** Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:33 pm **Posts:** 4291

Energy bills are not going to be slashed. It's just drivel.

Do readers of the Express not notice that the headlines of their paper have no connection to reality?

Althea · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:25 am

As it's still in print, I would guess not.

sporran · **Joined:** Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:10 pm **Posts:** 1599

Patrick100 wrote:

Reminded by this thread now regularly, the Express seems to exist in a strange place in the newspaper landscape. It rarely gets mentioned elsewhere, few great scoops that I can recall, a kind of Mail-lite rarely taking a significant lead in stories etc, yet it seems to survive, even though nobody seems to confess to reading it. I never even bother with the online version. It just seems so bland and forgettable. At least the Mail attracts us like a car crash and gets a reaction.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daily_Express

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Not to mention the awful, browser-crashing website. My old man buys it instead of the Mail from time to time. As far as I can tell though it's only for the free gifts.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7330

sporran wrote:

Patrick100 wrote:

Reminded by this thread now regularly, the Express seems to exist in a strange place in the newspaper landscape. It rarely gets mentioned elsewhere, few great scoops that I can recall, a kind of Mail-lite rarely taking a significant lead in stories etc, yet it seems to survive, even though nobody seems to confess to reading it. I never even bother with the online version. It just seems so bland and forgettable. At least the Mail attracts us like a car crash and gets a reaction.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daily_Express

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Not to mention the awful, browser-crashing website. My old man buys it instead of the Mail from time to time. As far as I can tell though it's only for the free gifts.

Does he own a fleet of camper vans?

ponce on the heath · **Posted:** Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:24 pm

Or ten thousand Gregg's Pastries, VAT-free?

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

Diana! Weather bullshit! Free stuff! Made up chaos for "millions"! It's textbook.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7330

Tom_MKUK wrote:

Diana! Weather bullshit! Free stuff! Made up chaos for "millions"! It's textbook.

DBC returned to its rightful owner.
Horses on the top banner (Pies coming soon).

It would need "Maddie found alive and well in cancer curing camper van" to top this.

Althea · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:30 am

Bones McCoy wrote:

It would need "Maddie found alive and well with strong pension prospects" to top this.

Fflaps · **Posted:** Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:04 am

Meh, where's the latest spurious cancer cure?

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

Fflaps wrote:

Meh, where's the latest spurious cancer cure?

Don't you know that even a photograph of the people's princess destroys cancer cells?

mojojojo · **Joined:** Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:33 pm **Posts:** 4291

The bollocks it prints isn't even interesting, tittilating, funny or exciting. Just dull lies.

Why?

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