Daily Express headline today

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Tue May 15, 2012 8:38 am

My wife went to a country near Zimbabwe, made famous through it's civil war in the early 1980s, to do some fishing...

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7321

jguazu wrote:

Weather, again. And, if you're curious, the rainbow diet involves eating a variety of vegetables. Groundbreaking stuff...

Charlize isn't dressed for the cold snap.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7321

Andy McDandy wrote:

My wife went to a country near Zimbabwe, made famous through it's civil war in the early 1980s, to do some fishing...

Malawi?

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Tue May 15, 2012 10:21 am

No, she was more into deep-sea.

(note for the uninitiated, Angola ~ Angler, oh never mind...)

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

"My wife's gone on holiday to India."

"Goa?"

"Well she goes places, yes, and since you ask , has a healthy libido..."

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Abernathy · **Posted:** Tue May 15, 2012 2:10 pm

"My wife's gone to Canada"

"Montreal?"

"No. Quebec."

37201xoIM · **Joined:** Thu May 12, 2011 5:41 pm **Posts:** 106

"My wife's gone to the Caribbean."

"Jamaica?"

"Yes."

Giant f*cking Sudoku · **Posted:** Tue May 15, 2012 2:55 pm

"My wives have all gone to England to claim asylum, life award DLA, rent free flats and to walk around in burqas made out of the EU flag"

RD: "If I give them a cheque for 50 quid, will they get their knockers out?"

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Tue May 15, 2012 3:33 pm

My wife thinks she's a chicken with a pair of curtains, my son's gone on a singing tour of South Korea, the dog's got no nose and I've been studying marine science in the Indian Ocean...

mojojojo · **Joined:** Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:33 pm **Posts:** 4266

My wife's gone to Taiwan with her friend from Bangkok.

Taipei?

No, they shared the costs.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7321

Malcolm Armsteen wrote:

My wife thinks she's a chicken with a pair of curtains, my son's gone on a singing tour of South Korea, the dog's got no nose and I've been studying marine science in the Indian Ocean...

Said the man with the Grecian Urn.

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Tue May 15, 2012 5:24 pm

I filled up a Parisian subterranean piss dungeon. I was literally in-continent.

Arnold · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 9:07 am

sporran · **Joined:** Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:10 pm **Posts:** 1587

Slow news day at the Express again then.

Thought that headline was referencing some sort of Desmond promotion at first

oboogie · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 9:52 am

Andy McDandy wrote:

I filled up a Parisian subterranean piss dungeon. I was literally in-continent.

I fell in a river in Paris.
It made me insane.

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