Daily Express headline today

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 5:50 pm

I was playing darts with cutlery and a map of the world, and threw a piece, hitting an archipelago in the south Atlantic ocean...

Re Beryl and Betty :lol:

but I'd not put it past him.

Carlos The Badger · **Posted:** Wed May 16, 2012 5:52 pm

I was feeling stressed out at work so I went to see a psychiatrist.
He asked me how I felt on most days.
I told him it depends. One day I go to work and I imagine I'm a marquee; the next day I feel as if I am a wigwam.
He replied "Ah, you need to relax Carlos, you're obviously too tense".

jguazu · **Joined:** Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:09 pm **Posts:** 458

Euro - check
Immigrants - check
Royals - check
Blonde - check
STATINS! - check

Just missing the weather and free shit.

Quote:

Addressing business leaders in the North-west, he will say: “The eurozone is at a crossroads. It either has to make up or it is looking at a potential break-up.”

Yeah, that doesn't quite back up the headline's claim that "the Euro is dead".

Fflaps · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 9:59 am

If the Euro does go tits up you can bet the Express will be right there claiming the credit.

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 10:25 am

Thing is, shout "The end of the world is nigh" long enough and you'll eventually be proved right.

37201xoIM · **Joined:** Thu May 12, 2011 5:41 pm **Posts:** 106

"The saddle fell off my bike while I was riding around the capital of Thailand the other day, causing an impact between my intimate areas and the crossbar."

If only I could think of a punchline!

mattomac · **Posted:** Thu May 17, 2012 2:42 pm

I also think the time for Cameron is running out, though he does like to talk down currency doesn't he, he loved talking down the Pound when in opposition.

SoulBoy · **Joined:** Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:42 pm **Posts:** 1622

37201xoIM wrote:

"The saddle fell off my bike while I was riding around the capital of Thailand the other day, causing an impact between my intimate areas and the crossbar."

If only I could think of a punchline!

Seems too much like hard work. Phuket

Arnold · **Posted:** Fri May 18, 2012 9:25 am

Miracle cure.
Free shit.
Euro bashing.
DBC x 2.

DTR · **Posted:** Fri May 18, 2012 9:32 am

Arnold wrote:

Miracle cure.
Free shit.
Euro bashing.
DBC x 2.

This may be the wrong thread to go into this, but even if the Greece (or any of the other southern states that are in trouble) pull out of the Euro and devalue their currency(ies) that surely won't mean the end of the Euro.

sporran · **Joined:** Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:10 pm **Posts:** 1576

Ah, the "Easy" way to halt arthritis. You have to love the subtlety of the Express.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7318

Arnold wrote:

Miracle cure.
Free shit.
Euro bashing.
DBC x 2.

Hanoi Jane is the new Diana ????????????????????

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Fri May 18, 2012 11:08 am

The Euro headline is straight out of The Day Today.

TonyHoyle · **Joined:** Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:48 pm **Posts:** 211

Look out for exploding euros!

Arnold · **Posted:** Fri May 18, 2012 10:21 pm

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