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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:02 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
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Aspirin - is there anything it can't do?

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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:33 am 
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Bloody useless at putting up shelves.


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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 9:47 am 
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I'm allergic to aspirin so this is useless. As it would be if you're asthmatic.

Another thing aspirin can do is cause internal bleeding if you take too much of it but you never hear about that do you?


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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 10:18 am 
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Ummm.
It's in the contra-indications on the pack...


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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 10:26 am 
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Malcolm Armsteen wrote:
Ummm.
It's in the contra-indications on the pack...

No Express reader would ever bother with all that jobsworth nonsense printed on the box. Common Sense + Daily Express = WIN

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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 10:28 am 
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So that's natural selection in operation, then.


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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
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I meant you never hear about it in the Express or other tabloids touting it as a miracle cure-all. Still, I wonder if just rubbing it on your skin helps fight skin cancer?


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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 12:01 pm 
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Surely even Express readers aren't so godawfully stupid as to take drugs just because Jo Willey has churned a couple of hundred words of twatbasketry, are they?


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sporran wrote:
Aspirin - is there anything it can't do?


There's Viagra for that.


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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
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Fflaps wrote:
I'm allergic to aspirin so this is useless. As it would be if you're asthmatic.

Another thing aspirin can do is cause internal bleeding if you take too much of it but you never hear about that do you?


Is this a "whatabout"; THEY don't let you talk about it?


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 Post subject: Re: Daily Express headline today
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Malcolm Armsteen wrote:
Ummm.
It's in the contra-indications on the pack...


PC Gorn Mad - sort of nonsense that almost lost us the war.


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Nice to see true royalty ordain the front page.


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A strange wish. He'd have been 15 or less.

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