SPORT ARE MUVVAS

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Changin' avatars like there's no tomorrow

Aspirin - is there anything it can't do?

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I disagreed with the burglar’s policy, of tying me to a chair. But I did admire his convictions.

Bloody useless at putting up shelves.

I'm allergic to aspirin so this is useless. As it would be if you're asthmatic.

Another thing aspirin can do is cause internal bleeding if you take too much of it but you never hear about that do you?

Ummm.
It's in the contra-indications on the pack...

No Express reader would ever bother with all that jobsworth nonsense printed on the box. Common Sense + Daily Express = WIN

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Soppy anti-British, pro-crime, anti-education, pro-immigration, anti-family nonentity

So that's natural selection in operation, then.

I meant you never hear about it in the Express or other tabloids touting it as a miracle cure-all. Still, I wonder if just rubbing it on your skin helps fight skin cancer?

Surely even Express readers aren't so godawfully stupid as to take drugs just because Jo Willey has churned a couple of hundred words of twatbasketry, are they?


Oh...

There's Viagra for that.

Is this a "whatabout"; THEY don't let you talk about it?

PC Gorn Mad - sort of nonsense that almost lost us the war.

DBC allocated to its rightful occupant.

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Sick Left-wing Zealot.

Nice to see true royalty ordain the front page.

A strange wish. He'd have been 15 or less.

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Sick Left-wing Zealot.