Daily Express headline today

ponce on the heath · **Posted:** Sat Jun 30, 2012 10:43 pm

Biscuits, lavender, royals, foreigners. They really should change their logo to a little dog in a tartan jacket.

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

What are the odds that Sunday's edition cover (due online soon) will have this somewhere?

Quote:

'It's time to open the door and consider a referendum': Cameron to give Britain a vote on Europe

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... urope.html

Son Of Hand · **Posted:** Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:22 am

Patrick100 wrote:

What are the odds that Sunday's edition cover (due online soon) will have this somewhere?

Quote:

'It's time to open the door and consider a referendum': Cameron to give Britain a vote on Europe

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... urope.html

Followed by the byline 'Triumph for Express crusade'

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Coupled Moment · **Posted:** Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:37 am

I'd find it interesting to find someone who's been a dedicated Express reader for a while who actually collects all the free shit they give away. I imagine their house would be filled with mountains of stale biscuits and decorated with utter tat* and a handful of seemingly randomly chosen flowers.

*To be fair I imagine most Express readers decorate their homes with tat.

Fact Hunt · **Posted:** Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:37 am

Coupled Moment wrote:

I'd find it interesting to find someone who's been a dedicated Express reader for a while who actually collects all the free shit they give away. I imagine their house would be filled with mountains of stale biscuits and decorated with utter tat* and a handful of seemingly randomly chosen flowers.

*To be fair I imagine most Express readers decorate their homes with tat.

But at least they'd be able to escape from the mess now and again in their VW camper van.

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

They must be saving the EU ref story for tomorrow. Mining some more quotes from Hague et al.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7330

Fact Hunt wrote:

Coupled Moment wrote:

I'd find it interesting to find someone who's been a dedicated Express reader for a while who actually collects all the free shit they give away. I imagine their house would be filled with mountains of stale biscuits and decorated with utter tat* and a handful of seemingly randomly chosen flowers.

*To be fair I imagine most Express readers decorate their homes with tat.

But at least they'd be able to escape from the mess now and again in their VW camper van.

Only of the engine runs on stale biscuits.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:05 am

Or Snickers.

Patrick100 · **Joined:** Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 pm **Posts:** 600

Patrick100 wrote:

They must be saving the EU ref story for tomorrow. Mining some more quotes from Hague et al.

I was right. Batten down the hatches! it's the start of an official Express Crusade.
Can't fail.

ponce on the heath · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:09 am

Where do I sign to get Express readers out of the EU? Or sent on a crusade?

The Red Arrow · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:02 pm

How's about a crusade for a return to Marathon bars?

Abernathy · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:41 pm

I've never heard of that tennis player that Murray's up against before. Is Kit Malfunction an American player ?

Arnold · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:17 pm

Abernathy · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:35 pm

What? Another new hope? What happened to the last new hope for curing arthritis?

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