Daily Express headline today

ClaireFry · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:26 am

Adrian wrote:

Obviously it was Zanu Labour who blocked our land drain and caused our lawn to flood then. Bastards.

Of course it was Adrian - don't you know Zanu Liebour are personally responsible for everything that goes wrong in this country? Especially that evil Gordon Mugabe McJock McBroon.

Daley Mayle · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:08 am

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Now has a ' vision' of himself as General Chief of Staff over his very own personal Army !

We have Captain Darling , And Major Milliband , with many Private Baldricks at there beck and call .

Soon we will have to suffer the spectacle of El-Presidente Blair of Europe.

An Army of Snoopers would be just about right for Idi Amin Brown .

He sure is not capable or has the Leadership Qualities to Lead anybody of any worth .

Brown looks like Wurzel Gummage at the best of times , i would imagine he would look even worse in a Uniform with Gold Braid and Lapels !

Someone mentioned in an earlier post that this Article is untrue and a complete fabrication .

I would not put anything past the present Goverment .

Apart from having the ability to tell the truth now and then .

Whatever this Express reader's on can I have some as well please.

Paul · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:31 pm

More than 80 jobs to go in Express cull

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/se ... arddesmond

things can only get better.

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The Daily Express and Sunday Express are set to axe more than 80 journalists by the end of the year in a plan that could see reporters input copy directly on to pages.

culfy · **Joined:** Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:41 pm **Posts:** 510

Paul wrote:

More than 80 jobs to go in Express cull

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/se ... arddesmond

things can only get better.

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The Daily Express and Sunday Express are set to axe more than 80 journalists by the end of the year in a plan that could see reporters input copy directly on to pages.

I'm shocked.

If only by the news that the Express still had journalists

Mr Mordon · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:52 pm

jonnyhead wrote:

Mr Mordon wrote:

I don't have a lawn so im OK!

AND NOW YOU CAN'T THANKS TO THE PC BRIGADE

To be honest, i've never seen the appeal of a lawn or garden. There usefull if you have kids but seem to much like hard work to keep up to, especially with all the rain we get these days. If i want a bit of fresh air i tend to go to the park or out into the dales and do some fell walking.

I guess if you live in a large urban area like London its not so easy to get to the countryside, but you still have the parks*

*Though they are all overrun by gays i guess

Captain Klutz · **Posted:** Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:19 pm

Paul wrote:

More than 80 jobs to go in Express cull

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/se ... arddesmond

things can only get better.

Quote:

The Daily Express and Sunday Express are set to axe more than 80 journalists by the end of the year in a plan that could see reporters input copy directly on to pages.

It would be funny if they called a strike. All of a sudden strikers would be poor victimised workers standing up for their rights as opposed to lazy skiving workshy bastards.

ManicMiner · **Posted:** Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:14 am

Greatest headline and byline ever

...and mince!

I don't know what that is on the bottom left, but it looks unhealthy!

and she's back... :roll:

Paul · **Posted:** Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:51 am

ManicMiner wrote:

Greatest headline and byline ever

...and mince!

I don't know what that is on the bottom left, but it looks unhealthy!

and she's back... :roll:

Judging by the look on her face she can not believe the headline either!

ManicMiner · **Posted:** Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:38 am

Killer Whale · **Posted:** Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:22 pm

Essential guide to foreign property. From the paper that brought you "STOP ALL IMMIGRATION NOWZ!111!!11!!!" :roll:

IanC · **Joined:** Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:30 pm **Posts:** 1404

DIANA, yay!!!!

ManicMiner · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:17 am

This is wrong on SOOOOOO many levels. Talk about socially irresponsible not to mention utterly incorrect.

The paper gets more insane by the day.

jimmy baby nothing · **Joined:** Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:19 pm **Posts:** 378

"Better off on benifit"
That's some piss poor English right there.

IanC · **Joined:** Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:30 pm **Posts:** 1404

Yeah, my £100 every 2 weeks is way enough to live on. Right.

(Pish, i know Job Seeker's isn't really benefit like they are saying...)

I like the bit about winning the £100 million above a bit moaning about benefits.

Captain Klutz · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:29 pm

IanC wrote:

Yeah, my £100 every 2 weeks is way enough to live on. Right.

(Pish, i know Job Seeker's isn't really benefit like they are saying...)

I like the bit about winning the £100 million above a bit moaning about benefits.

Yeah, when i was on benefits I dined at only the best hotels and had pheasants helicoptered in to my London apartment on the first day of the season.

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