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tc-obo · **Posted:** Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:51 pm

The Daily Express, a truly special class of nutters.

IanC · **Joined:** Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:30 pm **Posts:** 1404

I thought that was a thread started by a random nutter, what with the PC ZEALOTS? headline. Shocked that its started by the express themselves, :roll:

Admirable Chrichton · **Posted:** Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:04 pm

Join the dots, MI5 inside job and all that. BratislavaUK is on the (head) case!

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Once again , you have very much so done your homework ! John Smith ..Ah Yes .. Heart attack..
Blair stepped in.. How fortunate .

John Smith .. How unfortunate .

Dr David Kelly.. How Unfortunate ..
Anyway enough of too close to the Knuckle.

Mr Cameron .. Europe .

He deserves more than an Oscar for his "Stance" on Europe ,

Europe to Cameron,

A Gravy Train when required at will.

A band wagon to be jumped upon the next , the Man is as much as a Conman as Mc Grumble.

I can assure you of two things .

He will not upset his European Masters too much and will NOT cross the Get out of Europe line.

Not as long as he realises , he could also end up as "Unfortunate" as the John Smith, and Dr David Kelly ? Wink, Wink.

• Posted by: BratislavaUK • Report Comment

McGrumble! A new one for the Gordon Brown nicknames thread!

Browns now worse than Mugabe coz the express says so.

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The UKIP and DAVID DAVIS are Correct!!...In my opinion GORDON BROWN is worse than Robert Mugarbe, at least Robert Mugarbes People have the chance to vote" whereby GORDON BROWN (an unelected English Prime mister,) has denied every British Citizen our right to Vote in the promised referendum....Surely this such Dishonest dealings in PUBLIC Office is MALFEASANCE and Violates Article 13 and 14 of our Human Rights surely???.....GORDON BROWN, in my opinion you are an "unelected" English PRIME MINISTER, and as such you have committed treason by selling British freedoms and civil liberties to the unelected faceless
"unaccountable" EU beaurocrates !!

• Posted by: stantheman • Report Comment

When the UK is on the brink of starvation, and opposition leaders and disidents are jailed and beaten, then we can compare them, otherwise stantheman stop posting wank. PS what does MALFEASANCE mean!

cycloon · **Joined:** Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:07 pm **Posts:** 3243

Moron. 'Unelected', referendum malarky again (they said yeah ok, then changed their minds, as far as I know. That isn't very honourable, but nor is it barring the right to vote.

Utter idiocy comparing it to Zimbabwe. 'At least' they had a chance to vote? Fucking hell.

Adam · **Posted:** Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:03 pm

Admirable Chrichton wrote:

PS what does MALFEASANCE mean!

A sort of lingering, skulking, clandestine malice. To me it always conjures up the image of a malignant monster lurking in the dark cellar, waiting for the unpleasantness it has set in train to fully come about.

Bisyss · **Joined:** Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:55 pm **Posts:** 534

Adam wrote:

To me it always conjures up the image of a malignant monster lurking in the dark cellar, waiting for the unpleasantness it has set in train to fully come about.

Really? It sounds like a bad metal band to me.

cycloon · **Joined:** Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:07 pm **Posts:** 3243

It probably is.

Rex · **Joined:** Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:39 am **Posts:** 57

http://express.co.uk/features/view/50085#comment

Could be intresting, noticed this though:

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Whilst I think a ban on smoking in public indoor places is reasonable, pubs should be exempt, or at least some pubs. As usual, this control freak dictatorial mob has gone way over the top. How did we ever vote this nasty evil bunch of dictators in three times?

horacegoesskiing · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:17 pm

I like this comment on the smoke ban from Tristram.

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What really is worrying, is that the law prohibits smoking in all public and private enclosed areas EXCEPT, the House of Commons.

Paranoia at its finest. If he had any sense, he would have discovered that the Houses of Parliament were not covered by the legislation that banned smoking in public places in England because of some strange legal loophole. However they did introduce a ban there under separate rules.

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:55 pm

horacegoesskiing wrote:

I like this comment on the smoke ban from Tristram.

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What really is worrying, is that the law prohibits smoking in all public and private enclosed areas EXCEPT, the House of Commons.

Paranoia at its finest. If he had any sense, he would have discovered that the Houses of Parliament were not covered by the legislation that banned smoking in public places in England because of some strange legal loophole. However they did introduce a ban there under separate rules.

Surely becaise they're not a public space?

horacegoesskiing · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:28 am

The legislation did not apply to the Houses of Parliament as the building is classed as a Palace and for whatever reason, the smoking in public buildings ban did not apply to Palaces. However separate rules were drawn up for Parliament that prohibited smoking indoors.

Have a look at these links if you can really be arsed.

http://www.theyworkforyou.com/wrans/?id=2007-06-21b.145052.h

http://www.nouse.co.uk/2006/02/20/new-smoking-law-affect-us/

horacegoesskiing · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:10 am

FUEL D-DAY: WE TAKE YOUR PROTESTS TO PM

I'm currently locked in battle with the Express-reading plebheads who think that Brown is out to get everyone. I've tried submitting a few reasoned posts- under the username jacklemmon- but it's like talking to a brick wall.

Antigherkin · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:19 pm

horacegoesskiing wrote:

FUEL D-DAY: WE TAKE YOUR PROTESTS TO PM

I'm currently locked in battle with the Express-reading plebheads who think that Brown is out to get everyone. I've tried submitting a few reasoned posts- under the username jacklemmon- but it's like talking to a brick wall.

Oh well, nobody's perfect.

office_tramp · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:40 pm

horacegoesskiing wrote:

FUEL D-DAY: WE TAKE YOUR PROTESTS TO PM

I'm currently locked in battle with the Express-reading plebheads who think that Brown is out to get everyone. I've tried submitting a few reasoned posts- under the username jacklemmon- but it's like talking to a brick wall.

It made me chuckle though! Well done.

It has insprired me to start blaming Gordon Brown for the fact that I'll never be a concert pianist.

bairy · **Joined:** Tue May 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 2807

There's a game in there somewhere. All make new threads/posts saying that brown is to blame for me not {more outlandish things by the post}

If you can't beat them, make a mockery out of them.

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