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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:49 pm 
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FATHERS FOR JUSTICE PROTESTOR CAUSES 15-MILE TRAFFIC JAM


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as for the safety of the F4J guy, thats his choice , still no need to have caused so many Motorists such massive inconveniance , perhaps if his life is as worthless as you believe , it would have been better off just 'Shooting' Him. i am sure 99% of the Motorists affected would agree whole heartedly with you , and yes , if i was stuck in the same said traffic jam and Local plod gave me the green light , i would have searced around amongst all the junk in my boot , and if i managed to find a snipers rifle with sights , i would have winged him with my first shot , and then finished him off with the second .

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just.... fuck off


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...but I thought Express readers like F4J as they were standing up against the NaziCommieNooooLabour conspiracy against men?


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I laughed a lot at Harri.

Car jack... spare tire... porn mag... ah here we are, sniper rifle.

So let's say you shoot the guy dead and he falls onto the carriageway. Then they'd have to, oh, close at least part of the motorway because it's a crime scene/murder scene/the right thing to do. Unless you plan to just toss the guy to the side of the road.

Harri isn't just a bellend, he's a thick bellend.


Next time Harri has something to protest, I'll get my shotgun out and see what he thinks.


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...but I thought Express readers like F4J as they were standing up against the NaziCommieNooooLabour conspiracy against men?

You forget, mail and express readers are all for righting the evil wrongs of this nazi stalin government. But only on condition they don't have to do anything and aren't affected in any way.


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I'm glad to see the tentative - but sweet scent of sanity is still going strong on the DE messageboards :?


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oh yes, it's alive and well...

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WONDREFULL- MEDALS MEDALS MEDALS- REBECCA ADLINGTON IS COOL

16.08.08, 11:09pm

this is an edited copy of the article posted at 10.43pm on 160808. If the people who objected to another article of mine want this one withdrawn let them have something they lack (courage) and open up a debate with me so all can see.

We knew little about her, now we can't get enough of her. Like it or not the whole country is claiming her as their own and the euphoria is getting bigger and better as the medal total rockets day by day. When some of us around where we live were younger we were good athletes but we had no one to coach us because of political beliefs in the area. Thank goodness that the current system brought on by the sponsorship of athletes by private enterprises, this has for the moment helped those who have ability. But I see a return to political string pulling beginning (performance directors who know nothing about sport) as we had around this area and others where the only criteria was how important the parents of some people were in Union circles. Myself and others were capable of winning more than one event but but these important parents ran around complaining that it was their child's turn to win even though their child was not very good at anything so they stopped us from competing ti make sure their own child won and then told everyone that their child was the best. RUBBISH - RUBBISH - RUBBISH.

If I have upset anyone by this statement I am only telling it as I see it. BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT MY RESPECT FOR OUR COMPETITORS - THEY ARE THE ONES WHO DO THE WORK

KEEP SPORT FREE FROM POLITICS

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No cartoon update today :(


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No cartoon update today :(


No update on the website (it's exactly the same cartoon as Friday). But I imagine the print edition probably has something on the lines of a headline floating mysteriously in the ether saying "GB Olympic Success" with a picture of Gordon Brown vibrating for some unknown reason, whilst a badly drawn person, perhaps resembling Homer Simpson or Leonard Nimoy says "No, not you."


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lol, I think the artist was truly stumped with such a pro-Britain headline!


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As mentioned in another thread, the EVIL EUROPE GOING TO TAKE OUR MEDALS:
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Another example of how the country has been sold out. Now, rather than use tax payers money to help the taxpayer we are funding idiotic european agencies to come up with ideas that will further degrade our country.
It is not even as if the other country's in the EU obey the legislation that is forced upon us. Our Eastern European HGV drivers are always being caught out ignoring the driving hours, and endagering OUR lives. Other examples abound

But the British always obey the law, because our politicians have NOT got the courage to stand up for themselves, let alone us....!

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They are taking our jobs,making our laws,taking away our Britishness,giving us crazy human rights laws that we can not even throw out criminals and many other dictats.Now they want our medals.This has all came about through this traitor goverment who have taken the great out of Britain and the united out of the kingdom.How long will the British people allow this to happen before they have a revolt against all the anti British running our countries.

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Who the hell does the European Soviet think it will be competing against if not other nations ?

National Countries need to Combat Europe...they are clearly getting dangerous .The true ambitions of the federalists are becoming apparent.
Don't meddle with the British !

Want to do something about it ?
http://www.ukip.org/

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NO CHANCE - ARM THE NUKES

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Also, full marks to LindonBSwindon for his avatar:
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Look I was just a struggling actor when I posed for it. You just won't let it lie.

His was a good post too.


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Tits AND sense. Rare thing on the Express board.


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HILLARY TELLS SUPPORTERS TO TURN OUT FOR OBAMA

26.08.08, 1:24pm

We Had Ex Actors In The Past Running And One Becoming President Now Will We Get Bugs Bunny There Also

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FALLING OIL PRICES GIVE FAMILIES HOPE

One of the comments really had me puzzled.

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OIL COMPANY ROBBERS
09.09.08, 1:57pm

Since the price of oil kept getting higher and higher I noticed that the price of diesel was virtually the same as the price of a barrel of oil in your finance pages.
When oil was up at $130 a barrel the price of diesel was £1:30p per litre.
In todays paper the price of a barrel of oil is $103.38 yet the price of diesel is at the supermarket where I go £1:21.9p per litre a huge difference nearly 0:20p WHY WHY WHY???????
As stated in many comments and many papers why does the price of petrol go up nearly instantly when oil goes up yet NEVER come down at the same rate.
Most countries would have the goverment asking questions about this PROFITEERING and that is what it is, yet Jock McBroon just sits on his hands because he know he is getting more and more tax out of the hard working people of this country,
I bet they will put up the tax next month now.
Sooner this lot are gone the better. Hope yo enjoy your hugely undeserved pension in your retirement mr Turpin and your band of uncaring highwaymen and women.

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Hmmm. Oil at $130 is not the same price as diesel at 130p. When oil drops the price of fuel drops at a slower rate because of the amount of tax on the product. Your lack of knowledge invalidates the rest of your rant.

I'm puzzled at how these people find the spare brain cells in order to breathe!


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LABOUR IS FORCING US TO BUCKLE UNDER THE WEIGHT OF THE COUNTRY

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NEVER A TRUER WORD SAID

07.10.2008, 9:51am

This is why I buy the Express because of columnists like Patrick OFlynn, and Leo McKinsry.I am pleased that you are not a middle of the road paper like the Mail, and Telegraph.A good analysis of the bottler and the communist regime.

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ROFLCOPTER!


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Another favourite topic....Should Camilla Ever Become Queen?

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I have nothing against Charlie having happiness with his mistress in private. But if he wants to make her our Queen that is a very public matter and very, very different. That should never be allowed. Sorry, I still say NO to Queen Camilla. IMHO Mrs Parker-Bowles is unfit to be our Queen due to her past bad behaviour with our future King. She should have kept her hands off him. he was a married man.

beefsandwich


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Now the "Queen of Hearts" is dead. So no, the Black Hat woman should never become our Queen.

Certainly not our Queen of Hearts anyway.

beefsandwich



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What affect will it have on any of your lives if she does become Queen? Name one

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And in other news...Do you blame Labour for the economic crisis?
If you can stomach EVERYONE calling them "Noo" Labour.

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since New Labour came to power, OUR Once GREAT COUNTRY has become BROKEN. Broken promisis with a Broken economy. Not only did BROWN ruin our penshions he sold all our GOLD even tho the price of GOLD is UP ! Since 1997 OUR country has become over run with immigrants!!! and it is US TAX PAYERS paying for LABOURS NEW VOTERS! Brown says there is no room for A NOVIS?...WELL there is! and the sooner he has the GUTS to call an election the sooner DAVID CAMERON can build our BROKEN COUNTRY BACK to how it once was..GREAT!

• Posted by: GAZJC

Wow. I can't even read this. What is a novis?


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