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ManicMiner
 Post subject: Express Vs...sitting down
PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:12 am 
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SITTING TOO LONG CAN KILL


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SITTING down can seriously damage your health, experts have found.




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Women who sat for more than six hours a day are 37 per cent more likely to suffer an early death than those who sat for fewer than three hours.

For men the figure is 18 per cent, according to research by the American Cancer Society.



I can't wait for "Cancer-watch" on Channel 5...

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 Post subject: Re: Express Vs...sitting down
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Sitting down gives you cancer? Fuck, as a lazy person this is bad news, I thought I was off the cancer hook given that I don't clean much and drink plenty of red wine :(
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LYING DOWN CAUSES DEATH

People who lie down in wooden boxes before being lowered into 6 feet deep holes - often situated near churches - and then have soil thrown on top of them are 100% more like to have experienced death than those who haven't.

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