Express Have Your Say

Fflaps · **Posted:** Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:47 pm

http://www.express.co.uk/haveyoursay

Where readers debate the burning issues of the day under carefully neutral headers, such as:

Should Britain bring back National Service?
Should Europe stop meddling with our laws?
Is Britain a soft touch for benefit spongers?
Do foreigners smell funny?
Are there too many spongers in Britain?
Should Britain withdraw from the European Union?

(One of those is made up, by the way)

Have at it! - I couldn't handle it for long. The Mail comments are cannabis compared to the Express' heroin (a comparison I'm sure they'd love

)

ezinra · **Posted:** Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:18 pm

I attempted page one of Should Britain become a part of France? and couldn't find the will to click onto page two. Are the comments unmoderated? If so, opportunity knocks for allusions to the Desmond empire… :idea:

moonkatt · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:45 am

wont even let me read it without being registered, which is probably a blessing in disguise. Has it been trolled to fuck already?

Fflaps · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:58 am

Dunno, but when I looked at it this morning there is a heading 'Darkness of Soul Spite Negativity'

and when I clicked on Comments I got a 'page unavailable' message. Has someone been hacking the Express? Or can people just put in their own rubbish? There's what appears to be slagging of Johann Hari as well.

crabcakes_windermere · **Joined:** Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:56 pm **Posts:** 2082

Dear god, I tried, and clicked on the other Hari one and got this:

Quote:

HARRI THE MARXIST OBSTUFUCATER
Published: Friday July 8,2011 by cyclistSTILL CHEATING ON YOUR SLOVAC WIFE ARE WE ? YOUR SON STILL SELLING HIS GAY BUTTHOLE FOR CRACK COCAINE IS HE ?
STILL EMPLOYING POLES ARE WE ?OVER BRITS ARE WE ?
LOST YOUR PATIENCE HAVE WE?YES SO DID I WITH CRETINOUS PRO EU SURRENDER MONKEYS /SUCKHOLE/SOCIALISTS IN DISGUISE LIKE YOU !!
STILL USING 2 COMPUTERS ARE WE TO MONITOR OTHER POSTERS AND REGURGITATE THEIR POSTS ARE WE?
NOTHING CHANGES REALLY ON HERE OR YOU TO BE PRECISE ,STILL TRYING UNSUCCESFULLY TO BULLY OTHER POSTERS LIKE JOHN BULL TO YOUR BLINKERED BOOZE SOAKED SEPTIC VIEW OF THE WORLD .
PS YES I WAS A SKA/REGGAE LOVING SKINHEAD JUST LIKE MY MIXED RACE GIRLFRIEND WAS AND BEST MATE ROYSTON WHO WAS BLACK AS COAL BUT JUST LOVED THE MUSIC PARTYS ECT ECT ,BUT NOT RACIST AS YOU SUGGEST .WONDER IF YOU AND HH ARE ONE AN THE SAME ACTUALLY NOW YOUVE GOT 2 LAPTOPS WOULDNT BE IMPOSSIBLE WOULD IT DRONE LIKE TROLL?
YOU HARRI ARE OBVIOUSLY PAID TO COME ON HERE LIKE IVE SAID IN THE PAST CERTAIN PEOPLE LIKE YOU GZP POST COMPLETE AND UTTER B*LL*CKS ON HERE FOR THE MOST PART ,MOSTLY TO BLOCK THE PAGES FROM SOME OF THE MORE SENSIBLE POSTERS?
YOU CONSTANTLY BULLY VERBALLY AND RIDICULE ANYONE WHOM DISAGREES WITH YOUR VIEWS ,AND AS JB POINTED OUT YOUVE GOT AWAY WITH SOME PRETTY VILE ABUSE YOURSELF SO BEFORE THE SREAMING OUTRAGE PURSING OF LIPS INTO A CATS RECTUM THINK VERY HARD BEFORE YOU ABUSE ME FU*KING SAD SACK WINO BOTTLE SUCKING CRETIN.
HAVE A NICE NIGHT MUST GO BETTER THINGS TO DO.
LOTS OF WORK COMING IN FROM POLES MESSING UP ACTUALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7339

crabcakes_windermere wrote:

Dear god, I tried, and clicked on the other Hari one and got this:

Quote:

HARRI THE MARXIST OBSTUFUCATER
Published: Friday July 8,2011 by cyclistSTILL CHEATING ON YOUR SLOVAC WIFE ARE WE ? YOUR SON STILL SELLING HIS GAY BUTTHOLE FOR CRACK COCAINE IS HE ?
STILL EMPLOYING POLES ARE WE ?OVER BRITS ARE WE ?
LOST YOUR PATIENCE HAVE WE?YES SO DID I WITH CRETINOUS PRO EU SURRENDER MONKEYS /SUCKHOLE/SOCIALISTS IN DISGUISE LIKE YOU !!
STILL USING 2 COMPUTERS ARE WE TO MONITOR OTHER POSTERS AND REGURGITATE THEIR POSTS ARE WE?
NOTHING CHANGES REALLY ON HERE OR YOU TO BE PRECISE ,STILL TRYING UNSUCCESFULLY TO BULLY OTHER POSTERS LIKE JOHN BULL TO YOUR BLINKERED BOOZE SOAKED SEPTIC VIEW OF THE WORLD .
PS YES I WAS A SKA/REGGAE LOVING SKINHEAD JUST LIKE MY MIXED RACE GIRLFRIEND WAS AND BEST MATE ROYSTON WHO WAS BLACK AS COAL BUT JUST LOVED THE MUSIC PARTYS ECT ECT ,BUT NOT RACIST AS YOU SUGGEST .WONDER IF YOU AND HH ARE ONE AN THE SAME ACTUALLY NOW YOUVE GOT 2 LAPTOPS WOULDNT BE IMPOSSIBLE WOULD IT DRONE LIKE TROLL?
YOU HARRI ARE OBVIOUSLY PAID TO COME ON HERE LIKE IVE SAID IN THE PAST CERTAIN PEOPLE LIKE YOU GZP POST COMPLETE AND UTTER B*LL*CKS ON HERE FOR THE MOST PART ,MOSTLY TO BLOCK THE PAGES FROM SOME OF THE MORE SENSIBLE POSTERS?
YOU CONSTANTLY BULLY VERBALLY AND RIDICULE ANYONE WHOM DISAGREES WITH YOUR VIEWS ,AND AS JB POINTED OUT YOUVE GOT AWAY WITH SOME PRETTY VILE ABUSE YOURSELF SO BEFORE THE SREAMING OUTRAGE PURSING OF LIPS INTO A CATS RECTUM THINK VERY HARD BEFORE YOU ABUSE ME FU*KING SAD SACK WINO BOTTLE SUCKING CRETIN.
HAVE A NICE NIGHT MUST GO BETTER THINGS TO DO.
LOTS OF WORK COMING IN FROM POLES MESSING UP ACTUALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The hallmark of the BNP branes trust, is he?

Lord Reason · **Joined:** Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:48 pm **Posts:** 75

I tend to forget the Express is still going. And it never seems to come up in newspaper reviews.

sporran · **Joined:** Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:10 pm **Posts:** 1601

The Express comments really are a cesspit of BNP bile. As bad as the Mail's comments sections can be, I doubt many of these would get past moderation on there.

http://www.express.co.uk/comments/viewall/358279

Quote:

CRAZY
15.11.12, 8:21am
Perhaps the EU is angling another 100 million Anders Breiviks into action?

Quote:

THE LOCUSTS ARE COMING!
15.11.12, 8:41am
They will really do want us all to sink in the S**** If u all out there Dont Vote for UKIP Then u have yourselves to Blame and F*** it up For Others. In the meantime Contact your Local MP If he aint in the Jungle! Now this is a good reason to march on parliament unlike the Brats Student Fees!

Quote:

NO WONDER RACISM IS ON THE RISE
15.11.12, 8:45am
The problems are caused by the German and French Banks which did not take care to whom they were giving loans as long as German and French cars and equipment were being bought.

That is why HITL€R II known also as Murky is through the €U-G€RMAN Fourth R€ICH is imposing all this austerity on the poor people while its diktators continue to receive millions in salaries and benefits.

Germany is also getting through the €U-G€RMAN FOURTH R€ICH what it didn’t get through two world wars. German Lebensraum. Germany is dictating to all other Europeans and colonizing them.

May GOD CURS€ the €U-G€RMAN Fourth R€ICH and its corrupt colonialist BAST€RD P€TTY diktators and their QUISLINGS in every member country.

People in all member countries, rise against them and destroy them before they destroy you. REVOLT against them and destroy them all.

Fflaps · **Posted:** Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:03 am

sporran wrote:

The Express comments really are a cesspit of BNP bile. As bad as the Mail's comments sections can be, I doubt many of these would get past moderation on there.

Quote:

THE LOCUSTS ARE COMING!
15.11.12, 8:41am
They will really do want us all to sink in the S**** If u all out there Dont Vote for UKIP Then u have yourselves to Blame and F*** it up For Others. In the meantime Contact your Local MP If he aint in the Jungle! Now this is a good reason to march on parliament unlike the Brats Student Fees!

I see Nigel Farage has managed to get online again.

National Anglia · **Posted:** Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:40 pm

Quote:

DO WE NEED TO GET TOUGHER WITH EXTREMISTS?

21.04.12, 1:59pm

A very difficult question. Let's look at how we currently treat "extremists".

We give them houses. We give them benefits. We give them legal aid. We give them police protection. We give them an unlimited number of "appeal" routes.

Have we considered branding T (terrorist) or E (extremist) on their foreheads and the backs of both hands?

Have we considered using a bullet to drill a useful tunnel between their ears?

Have we considered giving them "flying" lessons? The argies did it. 20,000 feet over a suitable watery resting place and OUT they go. Flap those arms! Extra points for managing a recognised diving evolution.

• Posted by: agent0060 • Report Comment

National Anglia · **Posted:** Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:50 pm

Quote:

TV PROGRAMME

18.04.12, 11:47pm

I saw a programme tonight about the Tower of London and how traitors and enemies of the state were dealt with in Elizabeth 1sts reign.

We really should learn from our history.

Terrorists, bent MPs, corrupt cops, and anyone stupid enough to ever vote labour, should all be taken to the Tower, put on the rack, then taken out and hung, draw, and quatered.

A couple of hours on the rack would save a lot of court time. There would be a nice confession and we could get right on to the disposal.

And as a side line, just think of the money we could make charging tourists (mainly thick yanks) to see a live beheading !

• Posted by: ____DRAGON______ • Report Comment

This isn't going unchallenged to be fair:

Quote:

I thought you were against capital punishment?,can we take the prisoners,paedo,s and rapists who murder out too ?
that is interesting why not those who voted coagulation,why only labour?

And another thing they are taken to the Tower .....TOWER HAMLETS!

.

• Posted by: AWOL • Report Comment

Tower HAMLETS!!!!!!!1 :lol:

sporran · **Joined:** Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:10 pm **Posts:** 1601

National Anglia wrote:

Quote:

DO WE NEED TO GET TOUGHER WITH EXTREMISTS?

21.04.12, 1:59pm

A very difficult question. Let's look at how we currently treat "extremists".

We give them houses. We give them benefits. We give them legal aid. We give them police protection. We give them an unlimited number of "appeal" routes.

Have we considered branding T (terrorist) or E (extremist) on their foreheads and the backs of both hands?

Have we considered using a bullet to drill a useful tunnel between their ears?

Have we considered giving them "flying" lessons? The argies did it. 20,000 feet over a suitable watery resting place and OUT they go. Flap those arms! Extra points for managing a recognised diving evolution.

• Posted by: agent0060 • Report Comment

These twats always type as if they're giving a rousing speech to hordes of baying crowds at a political rally. Don't think that bashing out a comment on the laptop for the few people that bother looking at the Express's website is really the same...

The Red Arrow · **Posted:** Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:17 am

Indeed. I wonder if - like flight simmers who build Jumbo Jet flight decks out of cereal packets and washing up liquid bottles around their monitor - these pricks build Bentine's Potty Time type characters from toilet roll tubes, attatched to a simple foot pedal, who will jump up and down in time to the cheers and heils from the 'Very Best of Uncle Dolpho's Speeches' burned to hard drive from YouTube, which plays on a loop as the keyboard is pounded.

Esqui · **Posted:** Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:46 am

sporran wrote:

Quote:

NO WONDER RACISM IS ON THE RISE
15.11.12, 8:45am
The problems are caused by the German and French Banks which did not take care to whom they were giving loans as long as German and French cars and equipment were being bought.

That is why HITL€R II known also as Murky is through the €U-G€RMAN Fourth R€ICH is imposing all this austerity on the poor people while its diktators continue to receive millions in salaries and benefits.

Germany is also getting through the €U-G€RMAN FOURTH R€ICH what it didn’t get through two world wars. German Lebensraum. Germany is dictating to all other Europeans and colonizing them.

May GOD CURS€ the €U-G€RMAN Fourth R€ICH and its corrupt colonialist BAST€RD P€TTY diktators and their QUISLINGS in every member country.

People in all member countries, rise against them and destroy them before they destroy you. REVOLT against them and destroy them all.

I see someone's found Alt gr + 4

ezinra · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:24 am

Quote:

THEIR GRAVES DEMAND IT

20.11.12, 8:46am

Why did we fight germany in 1939.Was it for daves dream,a brussels empowered to run our lives,our nation and our thoughts.Was it so the invisible men with no morals.Can dictate in the well versed mantra, of previous german maniacs.Is merkel our saviour,or our natural blood enemy.Our soldiers left their sleepy villages,to embark on our fight for survival as a nation.They did'nt take up arms so an invading army of muslim immigrants would build a new mecca.Or the dreds of the world could seek asylum and run amuck and murder,never with fear of deportation.No,these brave ones fought so the cowards and liars like cameron and millipede,can have their say as a freedom of birth.The eu is an empty horse,inside waits the end of all freedoms,and a state that will create a new war order.Cameron has destony pulling his collar,never before has so many exspected so much from a leader.That has so little to give,and has the title of traitor to the british people.Politicians are a breed fit for demonising,they are the swine of the national herd.We want leaders,not boys that wallowed on eatons playing fields.Admiring their supremacy and non pleb status.Ukip are the one,their time has come,and cameron the toff will go down like a drunk boxer.Who has had one fight to many,and this is that fight.

• Posted by: BLACKCAT • Report Comment

I briefly wondered if this was written as a poem.

It's striking how unempirical this kind of thinking is. None of Blackcat's concerns or complaints is informed by experience. This is Desmond's drip: folk like Blackcat cannot locate their own political interests among the vast but irrelevant floods of discourse about Europe, immigration, pension cuts and rises. They end up feeling this illegible rage, which is violent, unconstructive and utterly impotent. It is also perpetually hungry for the kind of stories that help to feed and sustain it — which handily a hate-rag like the Express can provide.

Desmond is something of a figure of fun, but his media model — repeating the same disconnected, abstract lies about a tiny number of folk devils, and cheering us up with a picture of Holly Willoughby's boobs — is totalitarian.

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