The handcart. Destination: Hell

Esqui · **Posted:** Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:49 am

Any bad taste jokes, pictures or anything that'll get you a one-way ticket to hell should go in here. Maybe we'll stop derailing other threads with Madeleine McCann jokes.

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:23 am

Madeline McCann's a cunt alright.

You lend someone a fiver and then you never see them again.

jimmy baby nothing · **Joined:** Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:19 pm **Posts:** 378

Whats the difference between Colin McRae and Garry Glitter ?

Only two kids went down on McRae's chopper.

Beast of Bolsover · **Posted:** Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:37 am

I can ...er....recommend the b3ta sickapedia website

http://www.sickipedia.org/

which has this gem leading the way in Maddie jokes (18 ,count them , 18 pages of them)

Quote:

What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Madeleine McCann?

The Pope died a virgin.

although my favourite and still giving me fits (copyright Jack Ripper Esq.) is

Quote:

There once was a young girl called Maddie
She had such an irresponsible daddy
Snatched from her bed
She's probably dead
Raped by a Portuguese baddy.

One ticket please.

The Tax Payer · **Joined:** Sat Aug 05, 2006 11:22 am **Posts:** 230

merk · **Joined:** Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:13 pm **Posts:** 254

oh god...

can you put this in the members only section perhaps?

Esqui · **Posted:** Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:58 am

Maybe that's a good idea, yes

JuanTwoThree · **Posted:** Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:07 am

Marcel Marceau has died. Do you think there were any last words?

Remember you saw it here first.

JuanTwoThree · **Posted:** Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:15 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1811

Yeeeeeees!

Run · **Posted:** Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:22 pm

JuanTwoThree wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=483411&in_page_id=1811

Yeeeeeees!

Quote:

"Mime, like music, knows neither borders nor nationalities," he once said.

He said? Some 'mime' he is.

Arrowhead · **Posted:** Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:17 pm

Beast of Bolsover wrote:

I can ...er....recommend the b3ta sickapedia website

http://www.sickipedia.org/

which has this gem leading the way in Maddie jokes (18 ,count them , 18 pages of them).

There are some absolute stonkers in there, including this little gem.......

New car being launched in Portugal, space in the boot for a child. It's called the Renault McCann.

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:42 am

Why did Kate McCann cross the road?

To bury her drugged and buggered daughter in the dead of night.

daveinbrum · **Posted:** Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:57 pm

JuanTwoThree wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=483411&in_page_id=1811

Yeeeeeees!

Quote:

Legend - there should be a minutes noise in his honour.

- Sam, Dover

Mail readers do have a sense of humour after all.

JuanTwoThree · **Posted:** Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:15 pm

I am Julia Striker. Julius Streicher (geddit?)

Beast of Bolsover · **Posted:** Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:16 pm

Comic booed off stage after 'tasteless Madeleine and Rhys jokes'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1770

Quote:

Longley, from Derby, told the stunned audience at the city's Baby Blue club that "you think parents would have learned about putting their children in Everton shirts after Maddie and Rhys".

Could the Everton shirt be the modern version of the guy in a red shirt from the original Star Trek series?

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