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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:49 am 
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Any bad taste jokes, pictures or anything that'll get you a one-way ticket to hell should go in here. Maybe we'll stop derailing other threads with Madeleine McCann jokes. :D


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Madeline McCann's a cunt alright.

You lend someone a fiver and then you never see them again.

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Whats the difference between Colin McRae and Garry Glitter ?






Only two kids went down on McRae's chopper.


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I can ...er....recommend the b3ta sickapedia website

http://www.sickipedia.org/

which has this gem leading the way in Maddie jokes (18 ,count them , 18 pages of them)

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What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Madeleine McCann?

The Pope died a virgin.


although my favourite and still giving me fits (copyright Jack Ripper Esq.) is

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There once was a young girl called Maddie
She had such an irresponsible daddy
Snatched from her bed
She's probably dead
Raped by a Portuguese baddy.




One ticket please.


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oh god...

can you put this in the members only section perhaps?


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Maybe that's a good idea, yes


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Marcel Marceau has died. Do you think there were any last words?

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1811

Yeeeeeees!


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JuanTwoThree wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=483411&in_page_id=1811

Yeeeeeees!


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"Mime, like music, knows neither borders nor nationalities," he once said.


He said? Some 'mime' he is.


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Beast of Bolsover wrote:
I can ...er....recommend the b3ta sickapedia website

http://www.sickipedia.org/

which has this gem leading the way in Maddie jokes (18 ,count them , 18 pages of them).

There are some absolute stonkers in there, including this little gem.......

New car being launched in Portugal, space in the boot for a child. It's called the Renault McCann.


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Why did Kate McCann cross the road?

To bury her drugged and buggered daughter in the dead of night.

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JuanTwoThree wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=483411&in_page_id=1811

Yeeeeeees!


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Legend - there should be a minutes noise in his honour.

- Sam, Dover


Mail readers do have a sense of humour after all.


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I am Julia Striker. Julius Streicher (geddit?)


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Comic booed off stage after 'tasteless Madeleine and Rhys jokes'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1770

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Longley, from Derby, told the stunned audience at the city's Baby Blue club that "you think parents would have learned about putting their children in Everton shirts after Maddie and Rhys".


Could the Everton shirt be the modern version of the guy in a red shirt from the original Star Trek series?


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