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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:50 pm 
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Just fuck off you Z list Marie Antoinette tribute act.


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:19 pm 
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Liz slates those on benefits and gets green-arrow support for the first time in ages. There's a surprise.

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Samantha utterly Pwned - Long live delusion's Queen, behead the imposter.


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Saying Liz Jones looks like Kate Middleton is akin to saying Coventry is similar in many respects to Florence.

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Samantha Brick says women hate her for her beauty. Liz immediately chips in with "My friends say I'm beautiful." There's a coincidence.

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She has friends?

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bluebellnutter wrote:
She has friends?


They regularly email her from Nigeria, while also asking for her help with inexplicable transaction difficulties.


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We call them cats. She calls them friends.

We think they say "purr" and other such noises. She thinks they say "You're beautiful".

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Can you give her a third leg?

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What with this and the Samantha Brick article, I have found that even the staunchest defenders of the Daily Mail at my work are having a very hard time trying to support their claims that it's a proper newspaper this week.

As stated, Jones has totally pwned Brick. "So, you've got a creepy husband with a rapey looking moustache and a gun? Well watch this!".


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Tom_MKUK wrote:
What with this and the Samantha Brick article, I have found that even the staunchest defenders of the Daily Mail at my work are having a very hard time trying to support their claims that it's a proper newspaper this week.

As stated, Jones has totally pwned Brick. "So, you've got a creepy husband with a rapey looking moustache and a gun? Well watch this!".


Anyone else think Liz is looking towards her next contract?

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I demand a picture of Liz Jones with 3 legs.


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