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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:26 pm 
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Where's the rest of it? Amy Childs vajazzles on the catwalk as she launches her VERY skimpy new clothing range

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... range.html

No she didn't. because the chances are doing it in a public place would come under obscenity laws.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:27 pm 
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How does one "vajazzle", anyway? Show off a bit of *whistle* when walking?

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'Inappropriate use of gossip rag non-words as verbs', surely?

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Althea wrote:
How does one "vajazzle", anyway? Show off a bit of *whistle* when walking?


Vajazzle is to a female pubic area as a full set of airbrushed, sequinned false nails are to hands.

Words, even silly words, have actual meanings, Ms Dadds.


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Reminds me of a conversation I had with NÂș2 son, in which I tried to persuade him that 'poontang' was actually a very good word for the sound a flashgun makes, and we should henceforward use it only in that meaning.


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Surely vajazzeling is the act of sticking sequins to a lady's nether regions?

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In the good old days we were happy to have a merkin. Happy? We thought it were bleedin Xmas. For Xmas ah got a lump of coal an a smacked arse an' ah were glad for it, eeh I tell tha...


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In the good old days we were happy to have a merkin.

Did you wear it below your lower lip and call it a beard?

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We wore it below Canada an' called it a redneck.


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