Piers Morgan

Daley Mayle · **Posted:** Sun Aug 12, 2012 8:54 am

The Brass Moustache wrote:

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It was hate at first site.
The first time Yossarian saw the former Mirror editor he fell madly into a state of fury with him

Snatch-22?

Daley Mayle · **Posted:** Sun Aug 12, 2012 8:59 am

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...and God saw everything that He had made, and, behold, it was very good apart from Piers Morgan.*

* I don't think Supreme Beings do sweary words.

Son Of Hand · **Posted:** Sun Aug 12, 2012 9:17 am

"I think, therefore I am not Piers Morgan, the cunt." - Rene D

shyamz · **Posted:** Sun Aug 12, 2012 12:23 pm

Daley Mayle wrote:

Not many girls of the Board joining in with this. Is it because Piers is a lady's front bottom?

Just been too busy reading the others.

She tried to run out of the room, could not unlock the door, he could not catch hold of anything or anyone, she was growing lighter, becoming slippery as a purple-buttocked foundling, with a distorted infant's face, scuttling from the threshold to crib and crawling backward from the crib into the womb of a tempestuosly resurrected mother. 'I'll make you quiet down!' he was shouting (to a spasm, to the dotlike final drop, to nothingness). 'All right, I'll leave, I'll make you-'. He overcame the door, rushed out, deafeningly locked it behind him, and, still listening, gripping the key in his palm, barefoot and with a cold smear beneath his raincoat, stood where he was, as a cunt.

Arnold · **Posted:** Sun Aug 12, 2012 1:22 pm

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The Cunt of Monte Cristo.

"Ah, is it you, Morgan?" cried the man in the skiff. "What's the matter?
and why have you such an air of sadness aboard?"

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Sun Aug 12, 2012 3:53 pm

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It was a glorious summer's day on the northern Borders of France, and Piers Morgan was a cunt

Sharpe's Waterloo in case you were wondering.

Watchman · **Posted:** Sun Aug 12, 2012 7:16 pm

Andy McDandy wrote:

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If the war is lost, then it is of no concern to me if Piers Morgan perishes in it. I would not shed a single tear for him, because he is a cunt.

Hitler thinks he's a cunt too.

Christ on a bike...if Hitler thinks you are a cunt...that is deep shit to be in!!!!!

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Sun Aug 12, 2012 7:24 pm

Downfall

Fantastic film, German Saving Private Ryan dontcha know.

Anyway, at least Hitler wasn't the editor of the daily mirror.

smod · **Posted:** Sun Aug 12, 2012 8:02 pm

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“I often carry things to read
so that I will not have to look at
the people. Especially Piers Morgan.
For he is a cunt.”

― Charles Bukowski, The Last Night of the Earth Poems

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7342

Watchman wrote:

Andy McDandy wrote:

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If the war is lost, then it is of no concern to me if Piers Morgan perishes in it. I would not shed a single tear for him, because he is a cunt.

Hitler thinks he's a cunt too.

Christ on a bike...if Hitler thinks you are a cunt...that is deep shit to be in!!!!!

I thought we had agreed it was Beckham in a speedboat....

davidjay · **Joined:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:24 pm **Posts:** 3839

Watchman wrote:

Andy McDandy wrote:

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If the war is lost, then it is of no concern to me if Piers Morgan perishes in it. I would not shed a single tear for him, because he is a cunt.

Hitler thinks he's a cunt too.

Christ on a bike...if Hitler thinks you are a cunt...that is deep shit to be in!!!!!

Stalin was more of a cunt.

National Anglia · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:24 am

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Call me Cunt.

Cyclist · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:48 am

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When I left you I was but a learner, now I am the master.

Only a master of evil, Darth. And you're still not as big a cunt as Piers Morgan

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:57 am

TS Eliot has been in touch.

Old Possim wrote:

“My nerves are bad to-night. Yes, bad. Stay with me.
Speak to me. Why do you never speak? Speak.
What are you thinking of? What thinking? What?
I never know what you are thinking. Think.”

I think you're a cunt, Morgan.

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Piers the Morgan, a fortnight dead,
Forgot the cry of gulls, and the deep seas swell
And the profit and loss.
A current under sea
Picked his bones in whispers. As he rose and fell
He passed the stages of his age and youth
Entering the whirlpool.
Gentile or Jew
O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
Consider Piers, who was once a complete cunt..

Daley Mayle · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2012 11:15 am

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