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oboogie
 Post subject: UKIP
PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 8:24 pm 
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By-elections: Labour takes Corby from Conservatives
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UKIP's leader, Nigel Farage, said: "Third place and our best ever score in a by-election, so we're very, very pleased about what's happened here in Corby."

He added: "There's a big change in politics. UKIP is now the third party."


Totally delusional.

Actual result:
Labour 17,267
Conservatives 9,476
UKIP 5,108
Lib Dems 1,770.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20345196

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 Post subject: Re: UKIP
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Totally. And the trouble is the halfwit believes his own hype.

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Lib Dems 1,770.


4.96%. Unlucky - they'll miss that 500 quid. No wonder they asked for two recounts. :lol:

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They can pay the overtime for the staff.
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They can pay the overtime for the staff.


And so they fucking well should. I know they don't get the Short Money now they're "in government" but for fuck's sake.

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Thing is a popular UKIP splits the Tory vote good times, they still won't get elected.
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oboogie wrote:
By-elections: Labour takes Corby from Conservatives
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UKIP's leader, Nigel Farage, said: "Third place and our best ever score in a by-election, so we're very, very pleased about what's happened here in Corby."

He added: "There's a big change in politics. UKIP is now the third party."


Totally delusional.

Actual result:
Labour 17,267
Conservatives 9,476
UKIP 5,108
Lib Dems 1,770.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20345196


This is effectively boasting like crazy about being a country mile away from the winner and a loooong way behind the second placed guy while only beating the person behind you because they're half crippled and have the shits.

Big win indeed. Does Farage not think people have any concept of context?
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Daley Mayle
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Can't think of a decent alliteration like Dacre's Drip. How about Farage's Dribble?
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Can't think of a decent alliteration like Dacre's Drip. How about Farage's Dribble?


Nigel's Nonsense?

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Daley Mayle wrote:
Can't think of a decent alliteration like Dacre's Drip. How about Farage's Dribble?

Farage's Barrage of Bollocks?

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Farage's Farrago of Fartery
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crabcakes_windermere wrote:
oboogie wrote:
By-elections: Labour takes Corby from Conservatives
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UKIP's leader, Nigel Farage, said: "Third place and our best ever score in a by-election, so we're very, very pleased about what's happened here in Corby."

He added: "There's a big change in politics. UKIP is now the third party."


Totally delusional.

Actual result:
Labour 17,267
Conservatives 9,476
UKIP 5,108
Lib Dems 1,770.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20345196


This is effectively boasting like crazy about being a country mile away from the winner and a loooong way behind the second placed guy while only beating the person behind you because they're half crippled and have the shits.

Big win indeed. Does Farage not think people have any concept of context?


Have to say Leanne Wood of Plaid likes doing this
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Daley Mayle wrote:
Can't think of a decent alliteration like Dacre's Drip. How about Farage's Dribble?

Farage's Fapping?

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Farage's Fuckwittery?
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Fuck alliteration.

Farage's Mirage.

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