'Punish' with what? Nigel Farage? A cyborg Keith Joseph? A Frankenstein-esque Carswell/Powell/Mosely creation? Dream on, fruitcakes.
Cameron was pretty much the only thing that got you where you are now; that's how lame the T-party are.
Ha, brilliant. Reminds me of this:http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/greensl ... newspapers
Prime minister: Boris Johnson, editor, columnist, and mayor of London
Deputy prime minister: Paul Dacre, editor the Daily Mail
Chancellor of the Exchequer: Murdoch MacLennan, Telegraph Media Group chief executive
Foreign secretary: Frederick Forsyth, author, former Reuters correspondent
Home secretary: Simon Heffer, columnist, Daily Telegraph
Defence minister: Sir Max Hastings, columnist, author and former editor (Daily Telegraph and London Evening Standard)
Minister, joint chiefs of intelligence: Gerald Seymour, former ITN foreign correspondent and author.
Minister for trade, industry, and trade unions: Kelvin MacKenzie, columnist and former editor (The Sun)
Education minister: Sir David Nicholas, former editor and chairman, ITN.
Minister of police: Peter Hill, editor Daily Express.
Justice minister: Richard Littlejohn, columnist Daily Mail.
Immigration minister: Rebekah Wade, News International chief executive
Special forces minister: Alastair McQueen, former defence correspondent (Daily Mirror)
Minister for war in Afghanistan: John Fullerton, ex-Reuters, and former MI6 agent
Minister of agriculture and rural affairs: Charles Moore, columnist, author and former editor (Sunday Telegraph, Daily Telegraph and The Spectator)
Minister of fisheries: Dick Durham, master mariner, news editor (Yachting Monthly)
Minister for Culture, Media, and Sport: Lord (Guy) Black, former director of Press Complaints Commission, editorial director, Telegraph Media Group
Minister for Europe: Professor Anthony Delano, former Daily Mirror foreign correspondent, author, London College of Communication
Prime minister's press secretary: Sir Bernard Ingham
Cabinet secretary: Sir Gus O'Donnell would be asked to remain in his post.