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Tubby Isaacs
 Post subject: Re: Boris Johnson deserves his own thread
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The biker gangs must have liked Tizer. We've found a lot of 80s cans about.
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Johnson now only 2 points ahead.

The Standard in its subheading concludes he's being hurt by national politics.

We get the message. Silly us.
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Check out my new tattoo of, er... Boris Johnson
Lad’s London Mayor tribute

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... hnson.html


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Lewis — who also has tattoos of a cross and Leonardo da Vinci’s Vitruvian Man — said his next inking will be ITV’s Celebrity Juice star Keith Lemon. “It will look bang tidy,” he said.


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Well, it's a free country. Twat.

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Malcolm Armsteen
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Why has Boris got a vagina emerging from his bonce?

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Abernathy
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Malcolm Armsteen wrote:
Why has Boris got a vagina emerging from his bonce?



Do you really need to ask?

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Malcolm Armsteen
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Sorry. I was distracted for a moment.

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Give him 5 years with that, and he'll be eyeing up the cheesegrater every night whilst waiting for laser surgery.
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Patrick100
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Ooh.. bet he'll feel a right fool when Boris loses narrowly in May.



He's getting Cameron & Clegg for each buttock.

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Malcolm Armsteen
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He won't have a leg to stand on.

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Instantly reminded me of this:



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Andy McDandy
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Malcolm Armsteen wrote:
Why has Boris got a vagina emerging from his bonce?


And Malcolm wins Feedline of the Month competition.

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Bloody hell, Boris's merkin* has developed a life of it's own.



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* i can't be 100% sure it's the real deal but it looks like it would normally have a cunt underneath.

(I'll get my coat....)
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Malcolm Armsteen
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No, please, that's one of the best lines I've heard in a long time.

I may use it myself...

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Squeaker
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Do Olympics really need a floating pineapple and a Stonehenge bouncy castle?

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1tEu3nKZu

Hmm maybe, maybe not.

But as an (ex) taxpayer I demand to see Boris's amazing travelling merkin on top of Canary Wharf.
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