Scotland bashing

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7418

Arnold wrote:

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Just ONE pint could put you over the limit in Scotland but not in England, as Scots introduce tougher new drink-driving law

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... limit.html
Only one "Hadrian's Wall" post so far.

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Another good reason to avoid the pit that is Scotland - bring on independence and get that wall rebuilt

- JB, Hampshire, 27/5/2012 14:00
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Sport are drunx..

storygirl · **Posted:** Mon May 28, 2012 7:13 pm

Bones McCoy wrote:

Arnold wrote:

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Just ONE pint could put you over the limit in Scotland but not in England, as Scots introduce tougher new drink-driving law

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... limit.html
Only one "Hadrian's Wall" post so far.

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Another good reason to avoid the pit that is Scotland - bring on independence and get that wall rebuilt

- JB, Hampshire, 27/5/2012 14:00
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Sport are drunx..

Wouldn't building walls on roads be rather dangerous?

Arnold · **Posted:** Thu May 31, 2012 12:28 pm

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Why Scots die younger: It's down to smoking, drinking and a poor diet (but higher deprivation caused by decades of poor political decisions doesn't help)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic ... z1wRgjAJsP

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1 word "haggis"

- Timothy, chelsea U.K, 30/5/2012 19:27
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1 word "haggis" - Timothy, chelsea U.K, 30/5/2012 Haggis is good for you - it contains blood, guts, brains, phlegm, eyeball & excrement.

- karezza, belfast, uk, 31/5/2012 10:00
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And no doubt the whining Scots will say that this is all the fault of the English.

- Son of Boudicca, Cardiff UK, 31/5/2012 8:35
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Well I always knew that Idleness kills....

- Army of truth, UK, 30/5/2012 19:43
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The Red Arrow · **Posted:** Thu May 31, 2012 12:35 pm

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Haggis is good for you - it contains blood, guts, brains, phlegm, eyeball & excrement.

Just like the Daily Mail.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7418

Arnold wrote:

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Why Scots die younger: It's down to smoking, drinking and a poor diet (but higher deprivation caused by decades of poor political decisions doesn't help)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic ... z1wRgjAJsP

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1 word "haggis"

- Timothy, chelsea U.K, 30/5/2012 19:27
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1 word "haggis" - Timothy, chelsea U.K, 30/5/2012 Haggis is good for you - it contains blood, guts, brains, phlegm, eyeball & excrement.

- karezza, belfast, uk, 31/5/2012 10:00
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And no doubt the whining Scots will say that this is all the fault of the English.

- Son of Boudicca, Cardiff UK, 31/5/2012 8:35
Click to rate Rating 11

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Well I always knew that Idleness kills....

- Army of truth, UK, 30/5/2012 19:43
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I thought it was stress - caused by the neighbours from hell.

Tubby Isaacs · **Posted:** Thu May 31, 2012 8:57 pm

Seeing they dumped Gordo on us, it should be us dying early!!!!!!

The Red Arrow · **Posted:** Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:47 am

Don't worry, we will be once Lansley's finished.

Kreuzberger · **Posted:** Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:35 pm

The Red Arrow wrote:

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Haggis is good for you - it contains blood, guts, brains, phlegm, eyeball & excrement.

Just like the Daily Mail.

Guts? Brains? They were blessed with neither.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:08 am

But well endowed with phlegm and excrement...

Big-Iain · **Joined:** Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:49 pm **Posts:** 97

Jings Crivens, mon! What a surprise.

Andy Murray's Semi-Final win at Wimbledon has been exactly what the Little Englanders have been waiting for. There's much cuntery in the comments tonight.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2169775/Wimbledon-2012-Murray-marches-Andy-books-place-history-nail-biting-victory-Briton-play-Wimbledon-final-74-years.html#comments
...though to be fair, it's 50:50 between the haters and the supporters.

I suppose there could be an entry in Mail Fails for a headline of "Murray marches on: Andy books place in history with nail-biting victory to become first Briton to play a Wimbledon final for 74 years" (Hint : 1977...Ladies.)

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7418

Big-Iain wrote:

Jings Crivens, mon! What a surprise.

Andy Murray's Semi-Final win at Wimbledon has been exactly what the Little Englanders have been waiting for. There's much cuntery in the comments tonight.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2169775/Wimbledon-2012-Murray-marches-Andy-books-place-history-nail-biting-victory-Briton-play-Wimbledon-final-74-years.html#comments
...though to be fair, it's 50:50 between the haters and the supporters.

I suppose there could be an entry in Mail Fails for a headline of "Murray marches on: Andy books place in history with nail-biting victory to become first Briton to play a Wimbledon final for 74 years" (Hint : 1977...Ladies.)

The Mail rejects the idea that Lesbians could also be Britons.

oboogie · **Posted:** Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:30 pm

Bones McCoy wrote:

The Mail rejects the idea that Lesbians could also be Britons.

And so they should.

Lesbos is Greek territory.

Mine's the black reefer with the flat cap sticking out of the pocket.

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7418

oboogie wrote:

Bones McCoy wrote:

The Mail rejects the idea that Lesbians could also be Britons.

And so they should.

Lesbos is Greek territory.

Mine's the black reefer with the flat cap sticking out of the pocket.

That deserves a high five.

Big-Iain · **Joined:** Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:49 pm **Posts:** 97

Strangely, when a Scot gets to the final, all hells breaks loose from the Little Englanders. However, when a Liverpudlian goes from wild-card entry to co-champion of the Men's Doubles....there's only a minor story, buried down the sports page, aside a story about Preston North End's training camp. (Fitba' if you're wondering.)

Three theories.
a. Mail commenters are more driven by hatred of the non-English than pride in an englishman's achievements.
b. Liverpool no longer counts as English.
c. Mail commenters are all tucked up in bed at this time on a Saturday.

CerealDave · **Joined:** Fri May 27, 2011 10:46 pm **Posts:** 68

d. Few people care all that much about the doubles.
e. There's no imaginary sexual tension a'la Jamie Murray and Jelena Jankovic

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