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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:30 pm 
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Two weeks ago Google was the work of the antichrist because it will peer into YOUR home, and tell burglars the best way to steal YOUR tv., and stuff.

Today:
Blears falls prey to 'Google Bomb' Attack Of The 50-inch Woman

Hazel Blears has been google bombed so that if you search for her, the first image result is the poster of "Attack of the 50 ft woman". A staggeringly hilarious joke about the fact Blears is just 4ft 10in.


So the Mail hates google, except if it can have a pathetically poor dig at a Labour MP.


Oh yeah the Mail also mentioned about how "miserable failure" was googled to give GW Bush as the first result.
That breaking news being about 6 years old.


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Can we do a Google bomb so searching for the daily mail gets you horse porn and "racist fucktard" gets you Littlejohn?


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I'd far rather we arranged it so searching for Littlejohn brought up Goatse.


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Have you seen goatse.cx lately?

Ah, Bill O'Reilly, what a deserving candidate...


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Have you seen goatse.cx lately?


Mate, if Goatse was still in its pre-O'Reilly state of... expansion, you'd have just ensnared about 400 people into looking at it. Well done, I guess.


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You don't qualify for true internet-ity until you've seen goatse, tubgirl, 2girls1cup and lemonparty (I suspect Littlejohn has lemonparty as his home page)

(for anyone who doesn't know what any of those are and plans to look them up, I'll give just one warning: you can't unsee things)


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I've not seen 2G1C or Lemonparty. But I've seen plenty of other things I can't unsee...and some I don't want to unsee!


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I consider myself a well-versed internet citizen for NOT looking at them. Eurgh.


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bairy wrote:
You don't qualify for true internet-ity until you've seen goatse, tubgirl, 2girls1cup and lemonparty (I suspect Littlejohn has lemonparty as his home page)

(for anyone who doesn't know what any of those are and plans to look them up, I'll give just one warning: you can't unsee things)


Pain Series.

Accept no substitutes.


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Chris wrote:
I've not seen 2G1C


Am I weird in that I watched it and thought "Is that it?" I was expecting far more than there actually was from the way people talked about it.


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Lemonparty has always been my favourite. I say 'favourite' but you know what I mean. It sounds so genteel. "Let's have a lemon party!"

Old people having sex is never a good thing. No amount of mindbleach will ever rid my brain of when my mate showed me a copy of a 'gentleman's magazine' called '50 and over!'.

Doris, 73, says: 'rub your nose in my knickers!'

*sits in corner crying*


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I'd never seen tubgirl or lemonparty. Goodness me.


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You need to see Last Measure.

Filthy browser bombs ftw.


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The internet has so much potential to alter society, indeed the world, as a tool for radical change and a better future and all people end up doing with it is watching extreme porn and people mutilating themselves :cry:


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Becka wrote:
The internet has so much potential to alter society, indeed the world, as a tool for radical change and a better future and all people end up doing with it is watching extreme porn and people mutilating themselves :cry:


Oh come on. Every invention humankind has ever come up with has been used to mucky, hilarious or lethal ends well before we've managed to improve ourselves with it.


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