The Mail vs the internets

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

Brilliant! Almost like a spoof article:

Teenage boys watching hours of internet pornography every week are treating their girlfriends like sex objects

Quote:

Type the words 'sex pictures' into Google and it returns 83 million results in less than one-tenth of a second

That reminds me of a certain scene in The Office where Brent types 'sex fetish' into Google.

mr_wonderful · **Joined:** Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:56 pm **Posts:** 515

Ban this filth.

Timbo · **Posted:** Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:00 pm

Oh no! Teenage boys are now watching porn! :shock:

I wish we could go back to pre-1997 when all boys were like Just William. ZaNu Liebor are responsible for this. Of course if the girl is dressed provocatively then it's entirely her fault because she's a whore and 'asking for it'.

You may have heard me wailing about Sharia law in Britain recently - that's apparently because I don't think it's strict enough.

(posted on behalf of JOHN SMITH from BIRMINGHAM) :lol:

tc-obo · **Posted:** Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:00 pm

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'My research has left me extremely concerned,' she says. 'A recent survey showed that 54 per cent of boys found porn "really inspiring" in terms of sexual performance. This worries me, because of the nature of the material they are now watching.

To be fair, that's hilariously stupid. Although if it leads to a spate of people growing Ron Jeremy moustaches I'm all for it.

Also:

Quote:

Another 15-year-old told me that what her 16-year- old boyfriend had wanted her to do had made her cry.

The sexual request is not suitable to be described in a family paper, but as the mother of three daughters aged 16,15 and 13, I found it particularly upsetting.

The girl told me the act was now considered to be the final frontier by dare-devil teenage boys; the so-called 'fifth base'.

According to a quick Google search this 'shocking sexual request' is anal sex.

Timbo · **Posted:** Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:01 pm

So at 15 she's done everything else but bursts into tears when he wants her to bite the pillow? Methinks a little artistic license has taken place here.

MacGuffin · **Joined:** Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:07 pm **Posts:** 427

You get 1561 results from typing 'sex pictures' into the Mail website

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:37 pm

Quote:

The sexual request is not suitable to be described in a family paper, but as the mother of three daughters aged 16,15 and 13, I found it particularly upsetting.

But pictures of women wearing almost nothing obviously iss (see Tits! thread)

mr_wonderful · **Joined:** Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:56 pm **Posts:** 515

Some of the quotes in that article sound dubious to say the least.

The Red Arrow · **Posted:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:42 pm

Teenagers use slang shocker!

Bebo speak: Teenagers create secret language to keep parents and bosses in the dark
By Daily Mail Reporter

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... nking.html

Had a go...

Quote:

Teh Mail SuXXors.

Barry, Twickenham

Unmoderated - get stuck in. :wink:

lord_kobel · **Posted:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:20 pm

I think I'm in the middle of a farting contest over there now.....

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:47 pm

Quote:

Wow,teenagers using a secret language.That's never happened before.
- REDorDEAD, Preston,Lancashire

Quite. It's called use of register. I read a dissertation about it in 1969, and it was far from original then.
So all I can say is o srsly? Mail pwned again.

Next week: the Mail discovers Lolcats...

- Malcolm Armsteen, Bolton

I notice that above the comments they are saying that they are unmoderated, but when you comment it says they are being checked in advance...

lord_kobel · **Posted:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:25 pm

Well, I think I've had all mine go through and appear quite quickly so I doubt they're being checked.....

Fflaps · **Posted:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:45 pm

Don't they have this article every year?

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:48 pm

Probably. I lose the will to live, sometimes.

yumicho · **Posted:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:43 pm

They're moderating the comments now. Or maybe it's just my comments. Maybe I should get another account. I've not managed to get a comment in for days.

It reminds me of when my late middle aged neighbour read about SMS abbreviations in The Reader's Digest. First, he made me listen to him as the read the list off, then he'd always USE them when he sent me texts. Half of them weren't real from what I could tell. I wanted to ask him for that copy of RD so I could use it to decipher what he was writing to me.

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