The Mail vs Children

ezinra · **Posted:** Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:50 am

Violence in Britain's badly behaved schools sees 900 suspensions PER DAY

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Overall, the statistics, for 2009/10, show a slight drop from the previous year.

This minor detail isn't going to stop the readers from offering their own thoughtful solutions:

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WHOP-WHOP-WHOP......Don't do that again!! Problem solved!

- MAN WITH GOOD EYESIGHT, PETERBOROUGH UK, 29/7/2011 5:57 Rating 59

Eyesight functioning better than brain. But top-rated.

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Sorry but I blame the parents - Or lack of parents around. Mums should be at home with the kids and the men working like the old days. If women want to work forget the kids.. Most parents are out working all day and don't know what the kids are up too.

- Sonia, Warks, 29/7/2011 9:51 Rating 3

The kids are at school. That's what they're up to. Duh.

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The result of the "underclass" breeding!

- P. Jackson, Plymouth, 29/7/2011 5:39 Rating 48

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Sooner or later society is going to have to face up to making a fundamental choice 1) be prepared to take large numbers of children permanently away from hopeless parents/environments and spend vast amounts of money on one-to-one remedial care/education for 10 years or 2) kill the notion that it is an unassailable human right for ANYONE to have children. My guess is 1) will never happen because the rest of society will not commit to spending the money and 2) won't be considered until large areas of the country become no-go zones - and by then it'll be far far too late

- Head of a School, Oxford, 29/7/2011 10:18 Rating 2

Head of a school? I hope that's internet wish fulfilment.

Danson's Forehead · **Joined:** Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:32 am **Posts:** 718

ezinra wrote:

Head of a school? I hope that's internet wish fulfilment.

Might be a cookery school. Or Toby Young.

AOB · **Posted:** Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:23 pm

In contrast to that is;

The sober generation: Fewer under-16s drinking, smoking or taking drugs than a decade ago

Fantod · **Posted:** Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:24 pm

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WHOP-WHOP-WHOP......Don't do that again!! Problem solved!

So... throw them into some helicopter blades?

Bails · **Joined:** Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:16 am **Posts:** 957

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WHOP-WHOP-WHOP!

It's da sound of da poliiiice!

oboogie · **Posted:** Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:09 pm

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WHOP-WHOP-WHOP

Well judging by the usually pisspoor spelling standards and high-end xenophobia in the comments, it's possible the "Man with good eyesight" thinks three Italians are the solution.

Coat

Timbo · **Posted:** Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:37 pm

Ahhh, nothing beats a bit of sadomasochistic onomatopoeia on a friday afternoon...

ezinra · **Posted:** Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:43 pm

Danson's Forehead wrote:

ezinra wrote:

Head of a school? I hope that's internet wish fulfilment.

Might be a cookery school. Or Toby Young.

There's another "As a schoolteacher" commenter, who proposes four solutions for disciplining pupils, numbered 1), 2), 2) and 3).

It seems Toby Young has asked his staff to comment, too.

oboogie · **Posted:** Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:06 pm

The Head of Maths presumably.

davidjay · **Joined:** Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:24 pm **Posts:** 3837

AOB wrote:

In contrast to that is;

The sober generation: Fewer under-16s drinking, smoking or taking drugs than a decade ago

And inevitably, the second rated response

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The number of muslim teenagers has increased greatly in recent years. Could this explain the reductions?
- Philip Thomas, Merthyr Tydfil, UK, 28/7/2011 23:39
Click to rate Rating 118

Ebon Badger · **Posted:** Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:00 am

ezinra wrote:

There's another "As a schoolteacher" commenter, who proposes four solutions for disciplining pupils, numbered 1), 2), 2) and 3).

It seems Toby Young has asked his staff to comment, too.

Timbo · **Posted:** Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:55 pm

Cue Mailite head-explosion. I had trouble deciding which thread to put this one under, but it's absolutely glorious. I can imagine coffee being spat over keyboards across the land:

Schoolboy, 12, slips into mum's bra and dress... and is crowned Britain's youngest DRAG QUEEN
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -Nora.html

He's actually just a happy, confident-looking, healthy kid, who's parents look proud of him:

I don't even need to bother pasting some of the comments...

Danson's Forehead · **Joined:** Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:32 am **Posts:** 718

Any comments from Thailand yet?

The Red Arrow · **Posted:** Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:11 pm

Outstanding, as my American chums say. We really should come up with some sort of award and send it on to the family. I couldn't have come up with a better idea to get mailtards frothing at the mouth if I tried.

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:21 pm

Even his name is giving them migraines

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