The Mail vs David Cameron

Picklechu2 · **Joined:** Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:01 pm **Posts:** 658

And his cure for anything painful is basically "have a wank"

Paul · **Posted:** Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:27 pm

£1bn tax raid on middle classes as Cameron warns they must share pain of spending cuts

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... l#comments

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Its not just the tax credits that they have to sort out...its the benefits for the young pregnant girls...
- SJ, Southampton, 27/7/2009 8:03
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let them starve!

jonnyhead · **Posted:** Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:33 pm

Abernathy wrote:

Hmmm - so safer sex is basically a slap on the arse. Right-o. :shock:

Yeah but you have o temporarily incapacitate them first for it to work. I can see no danger in this whatsoever.

aljardi · **Posted:** Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:37 pm

I think this guy is completely bonkers. His cure for a painful childbirth is for the lady concerned to make herself climax!

I'm sure childbirth is arduous enough without having to fit in a spot of strumming!

Can you imagine if this happened in Delivery Suites! :shock:

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:47 pm

He's a comic genius!

Davee Gee · **Posted:** Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:50 pm

jonnyhead wrote:

Abernathy wrote:

Hmmm - so safer sex is basically a slap on the arse. Right-o. :shock:

Yeah but you have o temporarily incapacitate them first for it to work. I can see no danger in this whatsoever.

'Did you shag that bird then mate?'
'Nah, just knocked her out and slapped her on the arse, much more enjoyable'

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:03 pm

Davee Gee wrote:

jonnyhead wrote:

Abernathy wrote:

Hmmm - so safer sex is basically a slap on the arse. Right-o. :shock:

Yeah but you have o temporarily incapacitate them first for it to work. I can see no danger in this whatsoever.

'Did you shag that bird then mate?'
'Nah, just knocked her out and slapped her on the arse, much more enjoyable'

Must be an ex-Etonian, then...

amcneil74 · **Joined:** Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:33 am **Posts:** 307

Picklechu2 wrote:

And his cure for anything painful is basically "have a wank"

a super wank??

Picklechu2 · **Joined:** Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:01 pm **Posts:** 658

aren't they all ?

Fflaps · **Posted:** Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:34 pm

I know this is meant to be the David Cameron thread but this Kadir-Buxton guy is mental!! Look at his CV!

http://www.kadir-buxton.com/page23.htm

he claims to have invented microsurgery, the Labour Party logo, several credit cards (?), saved caribou from extinction and campaigned against political assassination (what, it's a policy now?) among many other world-shattering achievements. Truly I will be settling down with a beer later to laugh heartily at, er I mean learn more about this new Messiah.

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Martial Arts Should be Taught in Schools

25 May 2008

Dear Site Visitor

There has been a recent interest by the Government in knife related crimes. Using only a martial art cross block a knife can be taken off an attacker with ease. Similarly, Elvis Presley used to show ways developed to disarm attackers armed with guns.

Instead of increasing the sentences for knife crimes and building more prisons we have a cheap alternative. The Government can instead ensure that self defence is taught in schools. We do not want to end up like the United States where one percent of the population are in prison and teaching self defence is a way to seriously reduce violent crimes.

Self defence in schools would also drastically cut the number of rape victims, at present 30% of women have been raped, which leaves mental scars for life.

Yours faithfully

Andy Kadir-Buxton

'Red Rose Andy'

Davee Gee · **Posted:** Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:51 pm

Fflaps wrote:

I know this is meant to be the David Cameron thread but this Kadir-Buxton guy is mental!! Look at his CV!

http://www.kadir-buxton.com/page23.htm

he claims to have invented microsurgery, the Labour Party logo, several credit cards (?), saved caribou from extinction and campaigned against political assassination (what, it's a policy now?) among many other world-shattering achievements. Truly I will be settling down with a beer later to laugh heartily at, er I mean learn more about this new Messiah.

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Martial Arts Should be Taught in Schools

25 May 2008

Dear Site Visitor

There has been a recent interest by the Government in knife related crimes. Using only a martial art cross block a knife can be taken off an attacker with ease. Similarly, Elvis Presley used to show ways developed to disarm attackers armed with guns.

Instead of increasing the sentences for knife crimes and building more prisons we have a cheap alternative. The Government can instead ensure that self defence is taught in schools. We do not want to end up like the United States where one percent of the population are in prison and teaching self defence is a way to seriously reduce violent crimes.

Self defence in schools would also drastically cut the number of rape victims, at present 30% of women have been raped, which leaves mental scars for life.

Yours faithfully

Andy Kadir-Buxton

'Red Rose Andy'

Well that's fucking useless, if I was gonna stab someone, I'd know all the martial arts they knew, since I'd have been taught it at school as well.
Surely the person who tried to stab someone would go to jail anyway, even if they were overpowered?

Mr Mordon · **Posted:** Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:13 pm

I think this guy deserves his ownthread

Complete nutcase :shock:

Jeremy · **Joined:** Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:37 am **Posts:** 426

Davee Gee wrote:

Well that's fucking useless, if I was gonna stab someone, I'd know all the martial arts they knew, since I'd have been taught it at school as well.

Well, there's an easy Mailite solution to that:

Only teach it in nice middle class schools.

Malcolm Armsteen · **Posted:** Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:55 pm

I made a similar suggestion some twenty years ago, when our pupils were threatened by those from another school. Give them the unfair advantage!

Seriously, Andy is a piss artist supreme.

Paul · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:12 am

If Mr Cameron makes himself an enemy of the middle classes, he can kiss goodbye to Number 10

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic ... er-10.html

paranioa at it's best.

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