If you ram your knackers into an electromagnet you turn gay. Allegedly.

I have been doing it wrong then. At school we had to determine the magnetic poles using iron filings and white paper, then stick it in Cholmondley-Smythes (pronounced John Smith of Birmingham) of Astons arse.

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"Fanaticism is the only form of willpower to which the weak minded and irresolute can rise."

Presumably if he spun clockwise the positive pole was further up?

We used to do something similar to Sanderson of 3C.

What if you're ambidextrous, do you lose the use of your hands?

No, I couldn't be bothered to read the article.

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"Fanaticism is the only form of willpower to which the weak minded and irresolute can rise."

Handy to know in case the ConDems re-introduce National Service (with flogging).

Why using an e-reader makes it harder for you to remember what you've read

Some ancient civilisations used to say that reading and writing things down would progressively turn the human race into simpletons because we wouldn't have to use our memories. How times change, eh?

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"If the past really is a foreign country, I'm surprised that 'The Daily Mail' would want to live there.” - Roger Quimbly