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Abernathy
 Post subject: Sex Dreams
PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:47 pm 
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I had a sex dream the other morning/night (sans any nocturnal emissions, you'll be pleased to hear,- I'm past all that) that featured Barbara Windsor.

Felt a bit odd when I woke up, but had the distinct recollection that I thoroughly enjoyed shagging the lovely Babs. Must have been the stilton I had as a late-night snack - bloody Xmas.

What's the strangest person that has featured in your sex dreams?

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Malcolm Armsteen
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You.
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Tubby Isaacs
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I had the Oedipus dream. It's not very nice but is it strange?
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Abernathy
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Malcolm Armsteen wrote:
You.



How was I?

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Malcolm Armsteen
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Meh.


Moonshien was better.
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I once dreamed I gave WeAreTheBrits a good seeing too in a public lavatory.

Oh shit, did I say that out loud?

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Amazonian
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Did he swallow, the dirty flirt?

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Malcolm Armsteen
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Oh dogs, I'm an insomniac anyway and now I don't DARE close my eyes in case that image comes back...
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Amazonian wrote:
Did he swallow, the dirty flirt?


Only after I told him not doing so would play into the hands of the Islamo-Zionist conspiracy controlling ZaNuLieBore.

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I wonder what the Mail would make of this thread.

Internet sex dream cult. The bizarre story that should worry every parent. :lol:
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Abernathy
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I'd be okay. My sex dream featured Barbara Windsor. :?

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Just so you hear from the ladeez on this thread - I have had one about Jeremy Clarkson. And also Buzz Aldrin (as he was in the 60s, not as he is now thank God)

Both left me feeling used and dirty. :lol:
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Andy McDandy
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Did they Kennedy you? :lol:

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Not at the same time! :lol:
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LuciusAR
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Abernathy wrote:
I'd be okay. My sex dream featured Barbara Windsor. :?


Was this Carry on Camping era Babs or Eastenders era Babs?

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