The Punisher, Darlington, ENGLAND

Timbo · **Posted:** Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:40 pm

I know he's already come to the attention of Mailwatchers in other threads, but this guy is worthy of a thread (if not an entire thesis) of his own.

On today's story of developers covering an unfinished site to stop it being an eyesore:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ction.html

Quote:

Soooooooooooooooooooo, How much did it cost to put up the facade??? And yet no money to continue the build. Whoops, silly me, you have to pay TAX and NI for workers and VAT on materials, yet this "facade" can be written off against tax as an "expense".

Get off your backsides find a funding partner, perhaps future owners stumping up as a cooperative, for a discount and reduced annual charges, and finish the work?

Enough with the excuses or are you waiting for property prices to rise, when miraculously work will re-start.
- The Punisher, Darlington, ENGLAND, 16/10/2010 10:58

Adam · **Posted:** Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:46 pm

That's about a hundred yards from my flat. I was hungover when I first noticed it on my way to work. That was a bit disorientating.

Fozzy · **Posted:** Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:11 pm

So how about Punisher getting off his backside and offering to be the funding partner if it's that easy? Or is he too busy all day every day posting total crap on the Mail website?

Fflaps · **Posted:** Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:43 pm

He seems to spend a hell of a lot of time on the Mail site

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q= ... gton&meta=

crabcakes_windermere · **Joined:** Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:56 pm **Posts:** 2082

I hope he earned his nickname from his local GP as a result of his herculean capacity for masturbation and the resulting chronic chafing.

Tubby Isaacs · **Posted:** Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:36 pm

Fflaps wrote:

He seems to spend a hell of a lot of time on the Mail site

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q= ... gton&meta=

To be fair, looks like only 42 of those hits are him posting on the Mail site.

Tubby Isaacs · **Posted:** Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:43 pm

One of the stories the Punisher went on was by our friend James Slack:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic ... orces.html

It's typical crap. Sure you couldn't possibly read all the guidance, but if you had to investigate some of the rare stuff he mentions (say "honour" crimes), it would surely be useful to look up what's considered the best way to go about it. I used to work doing tax compliance. All the guidance available there, produced by our own inhouse people, must have been tens of thousands of pages. Were we all wasting our time?

The Punisher is on usual form linking police guidance with Common Purpose, a Marxist-Leninist body that seems keener on Anita Roddick than Trotsky. Well known hard leftists Deutsche Bank are also involved.

Common Purpose seem to be a big target for wingnuts.

Timbo · **Posted:** Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:11 pm

The Punisher is now referring to itself in the third person:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... olice.html

Quote:

I thought we'd had a General Election to get rid of this puritanical nannying RUBBISH. So The Punisher has a message for these tax-greased "officials, and i hope tha tthe DM moderator will be kind enough to post it....... S*D OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE.
- The Punisher, Darlington, ENGLAND, 22/10/2010 2:05

Mme. Nutter · **Joined:** Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:39 am **Posts:** 12

Timbo wrote:

The Punisher is now referring to itself in the third person:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... olice.html

Quote:

I thought we'd had a General Election to get rid of this puritanical nannying RUBBISH. So The Punisher has a message for these tax-greased "officials, and i hope tha tthe DM moderator will be kind enough to post it....... S*D OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE.
- The Punisher, Darlington, ENGLAND, 22/10/2010 2:05

Am I the only one picturing a fat topless viligante bloke bringing down justice upon officials?
Then again, that's probably how he pictures himself. Minus the fat bit.

Fozzy · **Posted:** Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:31 pm

Mme. Nutter wrote:

Timbo wrote:

Am I the only one picturing a fat topless viligante bloke bringing down justice upon officials?
Then again, that's probably how he pictures himself. Minus the fat bit.

I'm mostly picturing a fat topless bloke slumped in front of his computer screen shouting at it in between fags and slurps of lager. And then sitting back satisfied and muttering to himself "That told them!"

Mme. Nutter · **Joined:** Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:39 am **Posts:** 12

Fozzy wrote:

Mme. Nutter wrote:

Timbo wrote:

Am I the only one picturing a fat topless viligante bloke bringing down justice upon officials?
Then again, that's probably how he pictures himself. Minus the fat bit.

I'm mostly picturing a fat topless bloke slumped in front of his computer screen shouting at it in between fags and slurps of lager. And then sitting back satisfied and muttering to himself "That told them!"

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7339

Timbo wrote:

The Punisher is now referring to itself in the third person:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... olice.html

Quote:

I thought we'd had a General Election to get rid of this puritanical nannying RUBBISH. So The Punisher has a message for these tax-greased "officials, and i hope tha tthe DM moderator will be kind enough to post it....... S*D OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE.
- The Punisher, Darlington, ENGLAND, 22/10/2010 2:05

And if you think that's bad, you should see what Bungle and George are doing to fund their habit.

Amazonian · **Posted:** Sat Oct 23, 2010 2:04 am

The Amazonian has a message for The Punisher:

YOU'RE AN ARSE SIR.

ezinra · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:14 pm

Today, The Punisher ironises about education:

Quote:

The solution is obvious to the usual bunch of leftie cretins and teechuzz union Marxists.... Close down the Grammar Schools so that we can all be "equal" in the discipline-free, knowledge-lite, all must have prizes, Marxist infested State Daytime Holding Penitentiaries aka Komprensiv Skoollzz. Mediocrity for All, we can always import expertise.

- The Punisher, Darlington, HMP-ENGLAND, 18/7/2012 9:09 Rating 3

ponce on the heath · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:18 pm

Yet another fool who thinks spelling something in a wacky way makes it somehow more relevant.

Ewe arrgh ay titte, poo niche her.

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