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 Post subject: Five - Daily Express TV
PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:16 pm 
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Just reading that Dirty Des has bought Five.

I thought they will end up going to their roots of films, football and f**king


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:53 pm 
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And articles in the Express that are simply adverts for Channel 5 programmes.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:03 pm 
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haha, this will be interesting

from the BBC report:

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"He's very cost-focused and on the surface at least very successful. Commercially the Daily Express and OK! magazine seem to have thrived under his ownership."

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:39 pm 
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According to the Times today, you're right about him using the Sexpress and Star as adverts for C5 shows, much as he already does for OK magazine and his charidee 'band' (not to mention Television X amid the hypocritical, prurient, hysterical moralising).

Thankfully CSI, Law & Order, The Mentalist are all long-term franchises and he can't cancel them any time soon. However he is reported as interested in buying up Big Brother and keeping it going. Presumably so the Star has something to report on its front pages when short of Jordan/Toilet news.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:50 pm 
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Wouldn't surprise me at all if he kept on Big Brother - and more s'leb reality shit. My G/friend watches the "Katie" and "Peter" shows and it just appals me


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http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/188789


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A BRIGHT new era of British television has begun after Richard Desmond, the Chairman of Express Newspapers, bought Channel 5.


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It is understood he is already plotting a number of new blockbusting shows.




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After securing the deal through his company Northern & Shell, he promised to deliver a new and better era for television in the UK.



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Doesn't he own all those late-night phone-in channels where semi-naked brasses flaunt themselves?
That's a bright future and no mistake.


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 Post subject: Re: Five - Daily Express TV
PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:54 pm 
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Doesn't he own all those late-night phone-in channels where semi-naked brasses flaunt themselves?
That's a bright future and no mistake.


what channels are they, then?


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Dunno. Up the far end of Sky.


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"babe station" is the best known, (it's kind of become a byword for the lot of them).

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A BRIGHT new era of British television has begun after Richard Desmond, the Chairman of Express Newspapers, bought Channel 5.


They actually printed that. Jesus, and to think we're accused of being tribal...

Tenner says this is front page tomorrow.

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You won't get any takers for that...


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An amusing Twitter hashtag today was something like "#ifDesmondbuys5" and invited you to come up with future programme titles.

My favourite was "Gash in the Attic". :D

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Ah yes, I saw that. Hoes under the Hammer and The Gash-it Show were personal favourites

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Its started

http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/vie ... -everyone-


CHANNEL 5: THE STATION FOR EVERYONE


There is absolutely no point to this copy - and its just fucking hilarious!



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SINCE its launch in March 1997, Channel 5 has carved a name for itself in high- quality US drama imports, accessible news and top-rated, on-demand TV shows.

Boasting more than 40 million viewers a month, the channel is the UK home to the world’s most
popular TV show of all time, CSI (Crime Scene Investigation), watched by more than two billion people worldwide.

And Channel 5 bosses famously poached newsreader Natasha Kaplinsky from the BBC at the end of 2007, making her reportedly the highest-paid newsreader in Britain on £1million a year.

At the time, the 37-year- old reporter said the lure of working at the channel had been “too exciting to pass up”. Her enthusiasm attracted more than a million viewers for her debut broadcast on Channel 5 News.

Meanwhile, Channel 5’s award-winning children’s strand Milkshake! has also helped to mould future TV stars, such as The X Factor’s Konnie Huq, who started there before moving to Blue Peter.

Last year, Channel 5 was the first station to introduce British audiences to Golden Globe-nominated American cop series The Mentalist and US sci-fi drama Flash Forward.

It also outbid the BBC in a £300million race to win cult Australian soap Neighbours in 2008. It has shown Australia’s other award-winning soap, Home And Away, since 2001, after pitching successfully for the show against ITV.

Channel 5’s programming is unique in reaching such a broad range of audiences: Milkshake! for pre-teens, The Gadget Show and blockbuster movies for young adults, Home And Away and Neighbours for women and Europa League Football and cricket for male audiences.






"Channel 5’s programming is unique in reaching such a broad range of audiences" - wait, did it really state that??

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I wonder if the Sexpress will attack the BBC more often now in a bid to try and shift its readers toward the inevitable slurry of shite that C5 will broadcast?


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