Absurd pictures illustrating articles in the Daily Mail

Fflaps · **Posted:** Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:48 am

Oh don't worry, the readers still think it's massive luxury.

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Is that supposed to be a prison?

Television and radio in the room?

Teabags, cornflakes and a flask?

Sounds like a glorified holiday camp to me.

All provided by the hard-working taxpayer.

Whatever happened to hard labour?
- Reuben Camara, Plot 1, Morecambe Compound, UKSSR, 17/9/2010 04:23
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Check out the address - what a prick. Unless this is actually cutting-edge satire of course.

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a few years ago it was three to a cell no toilet no tv no radio banged up twenty two hours a day the reason there is so much drugs in the nick is that the screws bring it in as for food choice you ate what they gave you or went without
- oldman247, portsmouth u k, 17/9/2010 02:25
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Obvious former prisoner in green arrows shock!

Still, at least we have Rabbit in Canada to remind us what really matters in all this.

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OMG, he is getting so old looking
- Rabbit, Canada, 17/9/2010 3:09
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The Red Arrow · **Posted:** Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:01 am

Perhaps they'd like HM Prison Service to employ more public sector workers to replace the cost-effective t.v sets and radios that keep inmates occupied and docile?

mojojojo · **Joined:** Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:33 pm **Posts:** 4264

Reuben's up late for a man who works hard. Or maybe they've just sounded revielle at the gulag that Gordie has imprisoned him in. And then given him some internet time. Prick.

Big Vern · **Joined:** Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:49 am **Posts:** 807

A guitar would be of no use to George....he can't play one.

Big Vern · **Joined:** Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:49 am **Posts:** 807

mojojojo wrote:

Reuben's up late for a man who works hard. Or maybe they've just sounded revielle at the gulag that Gordie has imprisoned him in. And then given him some internet time. Prick.

Tom_UK · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:14 pm **Posts:** 3168

aljardi wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1312784/Sobbing-G-wing-fallen-idol-George-Michael-whos-Inmate-A8365AW.html

How George Michael could look in jail

Resplendent with Photoshoped head!

Looks like he's reading his prison issue copy of To Hell in a Handcart. The humanity!

aljardi · **Posted:** Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:26 pm

George Michael looks quite long of leg and short of body in that "picture"

JuanTwoThree · **Posted:** Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:56 pm

Morecambe probably is like some ghastly Stalinist experiment gone wrong. Wasn't it one of the top crap towns?

Isn't there another photo where a white girl is doing a 'shock horror' gesture next to some women in black?

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:05 pm

Morecambe. Hmm. Not quite a gulag, but a flat plain of mud fringed by B&Bs stuffed with the dregs, bad nightclubs, seriously scary people and the crumbling Midland Hotel. And Noel Edmonds's Mr Blobby Land.

mojojojo · **Joined:** Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:33 pm **Posts:** 4264

Andy McDandy wrote:

Morecambe. Hmm. Not quite a gulag, but a flat plain of mud fringed by B&Bs stuffed with the dregs, bad nightclubs, seriously scary people and the crumbling Midland Hotel. And Noel Edmonds's Mr Blobby Land.

and worst of all, Rueben.

Andy McDandy · **Posted:** Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:44 pm

For posts like Reuben's, I really could do with a Cyrus Grissom "Funny fucker, aren't you?" Internet sticker to plaster over their posts.

In fact, that's a great idea (BTW I know nothing about the feasibility of the idea) - little graphic tags you can use to 'splat' web-based idiocy as you find it. I suspect fortunes could be made. Or a lot of comment boards covered in virtual stickers.

Amazonian · **Posted:** Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:16 pm

Also, have you seen what George has on his telly? Someone on the Mail photoshop team has something approaching a sense of humour (the very essence of a civilised society)!

Timbo · **Posted:** Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:18 pm

Actually, I'm surprised it's not Windows XP!

horacegoesskiing · **Posted:** Sat Sep 18, 2010 11:13 pm

The Midland hotel was refurbished not long ago and it looks right nice now. When I was walking past there about a month ago was a wedding service being carried out there. The rest of Morescum- sorry Morecambe- still looks like it could do with a bit of attention but certainly the Midland looks like it's well worth staying at, lovely views of Morecambe Bay too (which, sadly, is not full of shit as we used to sing at the traditional Boxing Day/ New Years Day Southport v Morecambe football extravaganzas). Morecambe ain't much but it's a only a quick cycle ride to Lancaster which is one of my favourite cities.

Anyway, back to the topic in hand:

Civil servants told to stop 'dress-down' Fridays and smarten up

Why? WHY? How dare the Mail use an image from the finest political satire of the century so far! The Mail's quick to criticise the BBC but it doesn't stop them from shamelessly using the Corporation's material to fill up their pages!

Big Vern · **Joined:** Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:49 am **Posts:** 807

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