'Goodness Gracious Me' made several sketches about this phenomenom 15 years ago

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Not surprised by the red arrows. Hindus and Sikhs are both 'good' immigrants.

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I'm not racist, look, I like Sikhs and Hindus. It's them Muslims..... And another conscience is eased.

I think even the BNP knows better than to fuck with the Sikhs...

I'm vaguely surprised. Tell that comment to the EDL supporters in Leicester who attacked a Hindu temple.

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Butbutbut....

They have Hindu and Sikh members! They said so and everything! They're just against extremist Muslims (and especially not ordinary everyday hardworking moderate ones 'cos they said so too) and if only those guys tone it down or get lost, the EDL will shut up shop, job done!

Won't they?

Sarcasm aside, I'd just love it, love it, if someone asked some high-up from the EDL "So, let's just imagine that you do drive out all extremist Muslims or force them to change their ways? Who's next on your agenda?" and watch the bastards squirm.

In fact, I don't need to wait too long. According to today's Times, the English Dickhead League are offering their bussed-in 'support' to the Met, if anyone dares to protest in London (seemingly about anything, but students for starters) and take a pop at Plod. Marvellous.

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You get the deckchairs! I'll get the popcorn!

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makes sense, if anything is going to dent their membership numbers it's people getting a good education.

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This seems to me to come from the same stable as that stuff a couple of weeks ago about 'I can't afford Christmas on £500 a week' -

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... alous.html


Do these women ever give a single thought to what the kids are going to think when they read it, in 3-4 years' time if not now?

Husband needs his arse smacked as well...

IF it's true. Probably another fictional piece.

Should this be in the Guardian?

Oh I don't know. Look how impeccably middle class this is:


No chavvy X Boxes or footy shirts in their Christmas stockings.

Right, I've only been a parent for three and a half months and there's few things worse than new parents talking like they know fucking everything, but surely one of the first things you realise as a parent is that you have to present a united front? If her dad's encouraging her to call mummy stupid and smelly, surely she needs to have a word with the father rather than resent the daughter?

The daughter has form - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... IKELY.html

I hate to sound like a Mail reader, but honestly MOST parents with even half the normal amount of common sense and self-respect wouldn't allow a child to behave like this. Have a 3-yo call you smelly and stupid? I'm afraid Penelope Leach and the campaign against smacking children wouldn't like my response at all if any of mine had ever tried that. I mean, in the nasty giggling way that this revolting child apparently does - a child yelling that at you when you have just said no to something they want is a different kettle of fish altogether. But to actually encourage a child in this sort of really nasty behaviour is just unforgiveable.

I wonder how these awful children get on when they go to school and find it doesn't make them popular with their peers?

The MOST important part of team-parenting. Kids are very manipulative, if they sense any gap they will drive a tank through it.