The life and times of Justin Bieber

Abernathy · **Posted:** Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:47 am

bluebellnutter wrote:

The idea of Fearne Cotton sitting on Justin Biebers face is only a bad one if Bieber is allowed to breathe during the episode. If he isn't, we might finally have found a use for Cotton.

Hear, and furthermore, hear.

hel · **Posted:** Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:48 pm

Bieber only emphasises with foetuses because he could easily be mistaken for one...
(In seriousness, his beliefs probably have a lot to do with his mum - apprently she's a fundamentalist Christian and wanted him to refuse the first record contract he was offered because the man who made the offer was Jewish.)

mattomac · **Posted:** Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:16 pm

I'm so happy maybe now he'll go away

Abernathy · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:48 am

bluebellnutter wrote:

The idea of Fearne Cotton sitting on Justin Biebers face is only a bad one if Bieber is allowed to breathe during the episode. If he isn't, we might finally have found a use for Cotton.

In this respect, Fern Britton may be even more effective.

Timbo · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2011 2:13 am

He's back! And now with the third hairstyle in as many months. A cynic would call this attention-seeking.

Justin Bieber's hair clippings reach $7000 so far in auction… But lost 80,000 Twitter followers after the chop
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... -chop.html

Thankfully Laila on the comments board knows the score:

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EW! why would you want a little boy's hair? and for $7000 now that's just ridiculous!
- Laila, UK, 25/2/2011 16:45

Samanfur · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:48 am

Timbo wrote:

He's back! And now with the third hairstyle in as many months. A cynic would call this attention-seeking.

In other words, a 16 year old boy. :shock:

Ebon Badger · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2011 6:25 pm

Samanfur wrote:

Timbo wrote:

He's back! And now with the third hairstyle in as many months. A cynic would call this attention-seeking.

In other words, a 16 year old boy. :shock:

He has a film out apparently. It's not doing very well. Soon he will only be featured by the mail to attract yanks, just like Kim of teh big bottom. I'm still trying to work out what she's so famous for. Women do not become famous because they have a fat arse, as that's pretty much a defining feature of huge numbers of black and hispanic women, unless she displayed that fat arse the way Jordan displayed her ginormous boobs, which we'd know about, and have about 16 pictures of, all with faux outrage headlines

Samanfur · **Posted:** Sat Feb 26, 2011 6:43 pm

Nah. She's only famous because she already displayed far more than that, in the same way that Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson did.

Timbo · **Posted:** Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:12 pm

'Don't touch my hair!' Justin Bieber turns into Justin Diva as he screams at TV presenter who dared to go near his head
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... -hair.html

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I sense a feeling of entitlement with this one. Ridiculous.
- running, amuck, 27/2/2011 3:54

At the time of posting, 753 self-entitled, whining Mailites nodded furiously and green-arrowed this comment

Timbo · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:53 am

Love's young dream: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez FINALLY make their red carpet debut together at Vanity Fair Oscars party
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... party.html

Bones McCoy · **Joined:** Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:08 am **Posts:** 7326

Can anybody here translate this reader's comment into English please.

Quote:

He must be wearing lifts in his shoes if she's wearing heels.
Both could do with some meat on them, specially Bieber,
bobble heads going on.
- Beth, SF, 28/2/2011 9:50

Something about an elevator.
Not dressed like lady Gaga.
Wooly hats.

Still makes no sense.

Picklechu2 · **Joined:** Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:01 pm **Posts:** 639

He must have stacked shoes on if she is wearing heels, because he is a shortarse like Tom Cruise.

Bobble heads means they are so skinny their heads look super sized in comparison to their twiglike bodies.

bluebellnutter · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:21 pm

I often wear lifts in my shoes. It means I can meet disability access regulations for headlice.

Adam · **Posted:** Mon Feb 28, 2011 9:22 pm

bluebellnutter wrote:

I often wear lifts in my shoes. It means I can meet disability access regulations for headlice.

Arf!

Timbo · **Posted:** Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:15 am

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez FINALLY go public as they kiss at Vanity Fair Oscars party
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... party.html

Basically a re-churn of yesterdays article, with some added crud gleaned from a couple of publicity photos inside the event. And besides, didn't these two 'go public' when he spent 0.00000162 of a Prime Minister buying her an ice cream a few weeks back?

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