Never mind that you laughed at the Money Supermarket ad.

What on earth can you say to defend the fact that you were watching Jeremy Kyle. Are you a secret "benefit scrounger" with a free car and 155" inch plasma tv and 2,000 a week to live on? And we are all paying!!!

Or maybe you are a Guardanista getting paid 1 million a week to "research" the proles on some Zanu Nu Liebor project that the Con Dems haven't abolished yet.

We should be told..

I see the men who drive cars are to be better off because of the EU. So that's good, right?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... uling.html

Any bets on how many Mailites will die of heart attacks on reading what must be very nearly a full house of Mailite hate-figures? East Europeans, benefits, EU rulings. The only thing missing is Muslims.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... e-fee.html

And almost immediately, here's another - the BBC, forrins getting away with paying less and 'you're subsidising them via your LICENCE FEES booooooooooooooooooooo'...

This you?

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Nope, didn't bother commenting.

Comments have died but when they were up they were uncharacteristically anti Mail. For once people were seeing through the central fallacy, i.e. that forrins aren't paying less than Brits because we don't have to pay anything or to have a licence to access iPlayer.

Comments back up. Nice to see pro-Beeb comments dominating the 'top rated' section and Mailista fuckwittery in the red. Conspiracy theories abound, of course.

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Must say, this is great news.

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www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-136386 ... nding.html

'Don't mess with the' SAS v government foreign policy.

I have to say, when I heard this on the news earlier I had a hearty especially when someone pointed out that if we wanted to talk to the rebel alliance all we had to do was just walk in. All this cloak and dagger crap when you could just ring them on the phone and say "Hiya, we want to send a couple of peeps to have a chat, see how we can help you out..." I mean, I assume we went so we could sell them heavy artillery. They're going to need it, seeing as Madman Gadaffi's got planes and tanks.

Anyway, just so I've got this straight in my head;

From biggest trump to smallest
People who do not support our troops
Muslims who are also terrorists or openly support terrorists
Neo nazis setting fire to shit and kicking the crap out of people
Ordinary muslims
Immigrants
Gays
EU
Single mums on welfare
Working class people who like a drink
Gypsies
Young people
People on disability allowance
Civil servants, especially those who work with any of the above
Scientists
Anybody else who has spent a long time devoted to one subject and thus knows what they are talking about
Lib Dems
New Labour (aka Zanu Liebour)
Speed cameras, clampers and disabled/m&b parking spaces
Cameron and other tories not considered tory enough
Liberal lentil knitters
Elf n Safety
"Fat" women
Wheelie bins
Women with short hair
Mothers who work
Mothers who don't work
UAF and friends
Women who are famous
Neo nazis who stand about chanting slogans and making salutes but are also law abiding


Have I missed anything?

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So these guys drop in trying to contact the rebel alliance.

What odds they were apprehended by a chap called Akbar who said "It's a trap".

"Thin" woman who are making their daughters neurotic.
Women who breast/bottle feed(I think on this one they just toss a coin to see which way they are leaning this week)

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I'm not sure that neo nazis belong on that list at all. Mailites like the non-violent ones, and they're not too bothered about the violent ones so long as they're only kicking non-white people.

They must have heard about Hague's little manoeuvre at the battle of Tanaab.

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